Episode Report Card Pamie: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Who Wrote the Book of Love?
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 20 | Aired on 05.03.2004
Paris enters Asher's room. He's all dressed, and says she needn't have stayed. She says she has the car keys, and asks if he ever got his towel. "Five of them," he says. "And I'm very grateful. Thank you, Angel." Paris asks if he's feeling better. He says he's feeling much better. He asks her to sit next to him. He says a hospital is a great place to discuss something serious: "I want you to know that I'm grateful for every moment we've spent together this past year. You're wonderful company." He tells her that he's had other relationships like this, but that he didn't want her to think he was hiding anything: "There's something very unique about you, Paris. ["Pfft, 'very unique.' I thought he was supposed to be smart." -- Wing Chun] Quite out of the ordinary." Paris says that many people have told her that. Asher stands and says he's going to be very busy at Oxford. He's been writing down all the places he'd like to take Paris, but he's afraid that there's not enough time: "So I was thinking of going alone. Oh, I'd like you to go, but uh, I don't want you to be bored." It appears as though Asher is breaking up with Paris. "You've been writing down places?" she asks, touched. Asher admits that he's forgotten how many there were. He says that if she wants to reassess, he understands. Paris asks him if he wants to reassess. This is how weird brainy people debate breaking up: "We're taking a reassessment." Asher says he doesn't want to reassess. He doesn't want to go to Oxford alone, nor with anyone else: "But then I'm selfish. I get to be. After all, I'm old." Paris says he's not so old.
A young girl asks the nurse for Asher Fleming. She sits next to Rory, who tells her, "He'll be all yours in a minute, girlfriend." A little out of character. Asher enters and says hello to Rory. Paris tells Rory she's going to go with Asher to keep planning for England. We find out that the young thing is (of course) Asher's daughter. ["Wasn't it his granddaughter?" -- Wing Chun] Rory stammers an awkward goodbye. I like how she kind of sings it at the end because she's trying not to break into a run. Rory never carries a purse.
I'm so sure this stupid fake strip club has stupid fake mud wrestling. No music at this strip club. Jess is reading a book. In a bar. Now, suddenly, I like him. "I'm having a gay old time," he says. Like him more. T.J. tells Jess that he reads books so often he's thinking about calling him "Reads." Hee! T.J. says that Liz wants Jess to walk her down the aisle. Jess says he doesn't want to. They're quickly in a fight, which then moves into a fistfight. "That's it! This whole group's out!" some bouncer extra says, and they're all kicked out, but I can't see anything because it's all red and stupid.