Episode Report Card Erin: A | 211 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT The bitch is back.
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 21 | Aired on 2005.05.18
That's right. Excuse Me For Interrupting But I Need To Geek Out For A Moment Marshall has arrived, yet again, to put a big ol' crimp in Vaughn's style. He asks if they're ready to roll and Vaughn just forgets about the proposal so he and Syd can get on with the job at hand. Syd runs off to confront Nadia about how she talked to Jack about the truth of Irina's death. Syd says that she's sorry about not telling her the truth; she was just trying to protect her. Oh, and protect her dad. Nadia, suddenly very, very cold, just says that it's no big deal, but she believes that their mother is alive, so Syd can take her apologies and stick 'em where the sun don't shine.
Ibiza. We're at some really raunchy party where some song about licking someone's ass is playing. I don't know who it is. You can feel free to tell me, if you're so inclined. But honestly, I don't really care. Vaughn and Syd enter and they're all sexy and swingy and flirty. Vaughn spies Jonski at the bar and then asks Syd how they want to play this. "You wanna be rough or you want me to be rough?" she asks. "Oh, you're always rough," he says. "No, I'm not!" she says, giggling. "Oh, yes you are!" he says back. "That's not true!" she giggles. "Yes it is," he says. "Are you talking about at home or on the ops?" she asks, suddenly concerned. "Both," he says, smiling. She gives him this look like, duuuuuude! "Hey, I'm not complaining," he sexes up at her. Heh. "If I'm rough, it's because you like it when I'm --" All of a sudden, Sydney stops and looks around. "Are we on comms?" Beep! "Yes," snits Jack, "you're both. On comms. Right now." HEEEEEEEEEE. Oh, man. OH, MAN. This is worse than your dad accidentally picking up the other extension and hearing you on the tail end of telling your college boyfriend that you want to empty a can of whipped cream on his crotch and lick it off. Or, you know, it's about the same level of awfulness.