Episode Report Card 13 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Biggest Deal There Is
By Maggie | Season 2 | Episode 23 | Aired on 2000.05.24
At the loft, Meghan tells Sean that she's going to be a counselor at Wicca camp this summer, in Illinois. Sean says that he thought she got kicked out of Wicca camp last summer. She informs him that the camp is now under new management and she has to concentrate on being the best Wiccan she can be, which means that she can't be distracted by him. According to Meghan, their night together was a mistake and it can never happen again. Sean says that he understands and they look into each other's eyes for a few moments. Since they are sitting on his bed, when Meghan says, "So, just one more time," they are able to grab each other and fall onto the bed.
Felicity tracks down Professor Morton to ask if it is too late for her to accept the internship. It turns out that the professor has offered the job to one of her grad students, and he may accept it. The prof says she'll call Felicity if the other student doesn't take the job.
Ben and Sean are setting the table at the loft, when Sean says he can't believe that Felicity accepted the internship over Ben. Richard appears and says, "Now you know what it's like to be Knoll." What, did Ben get his nostrils enlarged and I missed it?
Out on the street, Elena is looking at a fugly pink macraméd fishing net that it is passing as a dress, while Felicity tells her about Ben wanting to take things slow.
Back at the loft, Ben tells Sean that he told Felicity that she should take the internship. Richards butts in and says, "It sounds like you and Chia head are officially on the rocks, Mr. Slick." Ben tells him not to refer to her as Chia head. Richard starts to walk away and he pats Ben on the right pec. Ben says, "And don't pat me." Maybe Ben should pat him back, but with his fist.
On the street, Felicity whines to Elena that someone else has first chance at getting the internship. Elena, who is now holding the pink monstrosity, doesn't think Felicity has a problem because now she is free to go to Palo Alto with Ben. However, Felicity isn't sure she wants to go back home for the summer because she thought she and Ben might actually be in love and now she doesn't know. Elena asks her if she loves Ben and Felicity doesn't say anything.
Julie is sitting in a booth at Epstein Bar. That place should charge these people rent. Her birth mother walks in and they have an awkward hug. Carol is, of course, also the mother to Malcolm in the Middle. They sit down and Julie says that she's been doing really well. Mrs. Inthemiddle lets the small talk continue for about a minute before breaking the news that Julie's birth father is sick. Julie looks stunned, well, more than usual, and asks, "How sick?"