Episode Report Card Erin: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Michael's Got a Gun
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.17.2006
Jack wanders across the beach and comes upon Ana, kneeling on the sand and negotiating food rations with Vincent. The dog's all, "Gimme gimme gimme!" Ana's all, "I don't even LIKE dogs…oh, okay! Here's some mango, you wittle cutie!" She tosses some mango up near the trees and Vincent chases after it. Jack drops his pack and takes a seat next to her. She says she heard about the Useless Journey of Michael Hunting. "Is it true that you killed one of them?" asks Jack. "One of who?" asks Ana. Um, one of the polar bears. WHO ELSE WOULD HE BE TALKING ABOUT? Jack clarifies by saying, "Them." Like, thanks for clearing that up, dude. Ana nods. "Sayid tells me that you're a cop," says Jack. "I was a cop," she responds. "Can I ask you something?" he says. "Shoot," she says. "How long do you think it would take to train an army?" Ana looks at him like he's suddenly sprouted aviator shades and a colonel's hat and has started talking about steers and queers.
Looks like Jack's about to go a little Army of Darkness all over some hairy hillbilly ass! Whoo!
Next week on Lost: Does Charlie go back on the H? Does Hurley meet someone he already knows? Does someone set the camp on fire? Does someone steal the baby? All these questions and more…will probably not be answered in the next episode of Lost.