Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Cary, Get Out Your Cane
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.08.2012
LOBBY
Diane: "I'm on my way up, I can't hear you, give me a sec... Oh, the Australian. Hey, could you fuck off and not be trying to be my boyfriend?"
Freddy: "Ms. Lockhart, I... Hang on."
Psycho Dreamboat Lawyer from earlier is his new guy, who reacts by starting physical shit with him when he tries to serve him, and then -- remember McVeigh? -- Freddy gets right up in Diane's good graces by subduing PDL with sudden violence. It's remarkable, and all the moreso for the cute things it does to Diane.
Freddy: "You were saying?"
Diane: "This happens a lot?"
Freddy: "No, most people are pretty cool about getting served. Listen, I wasn't here to see you. I cover this district."
Diane: "My bad! Hahaha."
Freddy: "Nice to see you."
Diane: "Oh. My. GOOOOOOOD."
EQUITY PARTNERS
Equity Partners: "You were just a first-year associate. You weren't even a Caitlin back then, more like a... Mom. It's okay if you were retarded."
Alicia: "Look, dicks. I swear to God we did this contract rider."
Diane: "We're going to need to talk behind your back now."
Kalinda feels just terrible, of course, but Alicia's all alone when she leaves.
GOLD & ASSOC.
David Lee: "So, that one clause about fucking me over, huh?"
Eli: "Yeah."
David Lee: "Some subsequently smoking piles of wreckage have tried to come after me before, little fella. But nobody with your balls-out lack of finesse. How much are you bringing in this year?"
Eli: "I don't know yet."
David Lee: "I am going to take you out, little man. Starting with your knickknacks."
Eli: "Put down my knickknacks. I'm not scared of you."
David Lee: "I don't know if you get it. You're dying here."
Eli: "You fucked up, buddy. You have to act cool. This is not cool. This is not good PR."
David Lee: (Chucks a paperweight at him. He catches it easily.)
Eli: "Thing is, I was about to leave the firm. You just made it worthwhile to stay."
FLORRICK
Kalinda: "Alicia, can I enter your office?"
Alicia: "...Sure."
Kalinda: "Diane asked me to interview you about that thing."
Alicia: "I am back to being obnoxious with you. I checked out my day planner and it says I signed it at 11, and then went to a function at Grace's school. I filed the contract, gave Mrs. Huntley's lawyer two copies, and I filed the third. I was the one that copied it, not a paralegal..."
Kalinda: "And the rider was separate?"
Alicia, shocked: "...I don't remember."
Kalinda, gulping: "Attach the rider to the contract? Do you remember signing it yourself, as a witness?"
Alicia, mouth hanging open: "..."
Kalinda: "I'm going to write down Yes."
Alicia: "No, Kalinda, I mean, I honestly don't remember! Oh my God!"
Kalinda: "I'm going to write down Yes."