Episode Report Card Sara M: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Real Douche is Probst
By Sara M | Season 18 | Episode 15 | Aired on 05.17.2009
me despite being kicked out so early? Yes, he did. Sandy, we'll come back to you. Jerry, do your army buddies make fun of you for sucking out on Day 9? Yes, they do, but he thanks God for bringing everyone back safely, because his god apparently has no problem with children being raped and genocides taking place all over the world as long as he can have a hand in the safety of reality show contestants. Candace, was that you in a commercial? Yes, it was. I thought Candace was a moron for quitting her lawyer career to pursue acting and modeling, but apparently she's doing pretty well at it, so good for her. And Carolina, let's rub in the fact that freaking Sandy outlasted you before asking if you can still enjoy the show even though you were only in one episode before your face was unceremoniously dropped from the opening credits. Carolina says being on the show changed her life and she just has to remember that she beat out thousands of people who auditioned to be on it. Finally, Probst asks Sandy for "somethin' crazy." I'm guessing he has an answer in mind, but all Sandy says is that she was happy to have a second chance to make a first impression or whatever. "You look good all dolled up," Probst says rather condescendingly.Back from the commercial break, Probst is wearing a stupid necklace that has something to do with Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa. He asks J.T. what he's planning to do with all his money, and J.T. says he's not sure, but he's hoping to work with Stephen somehow because he never could have won the game without him and he feels obligated to him. Stephen gets all nervous and says they are not obligated, probably because he's afraid the producers will come at them waving contracts that most likely expressly forbid contestants from making deals to share prizes. With that, Probst gives us a preview of next season, which will take place in Samoa. Unfortunately, Probst then starts talking about how it's connected to Treasure Island and has a "fierce warrior culture," so we can all look forward to some really cheesy tie-ins there. I'll be fine with anything as long as Douche is long gone. Probst encourages us to audition for the show even though the majority of the cast is made up of recruits and slaps J.T. on the back before taking off for the open bar. See you all in Samoa!
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