Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A | 1 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT MILF Money
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 8 | Aired on 2006.10.02
Celia then goes to open the front door, finding an angry Agrestic homeowner with a mittful of dogs on leashes, raging that Celia wants to close the dog park. The woman is your typical crazy-ass dog person, calling her dogs her children, and arguing that the park is gated off and doesn't bother anyone. Celia complains about smells, noise, and the use of the park after dark by teenagers on drugs. The woman accuses Celia of being a hater, hating dogs and teenagers-- "And you," adds Celia, "because you call your dogs your children." Yeah, I've got to go with Celia on this. Not that I have much more use for people who get this foamy at the mouth about slights to their actual children, either.
Grow House. The dudes are having a poker game when Nancy rolls in: it's payday! Sanjay gets his first; he's surprised to see how much it is. Conrad pipes up to say they're giving him a bonus. Nancy explains that it's for the arson -- not that he should take that as encouragement: "Never again." Good to see that Nancy's a hypocrite with everyone in her life. Dean is next, celebrating that the money is invisible to both the IRS and to Celia. Doug, getting his, cracks that it's the first time anyone's ever paid him for weed. As he holds for laughter (getting none), Dean suggests that Doug get a motorcyle so that they can ride together, but Doug says that Dean is dead to him, so I guess I spoke too soon about their little spat. Nancy grabs a chip off the table and prepares to head out again, but Andy stops her, telling her she forgot him. Nancy says that she didn't: he needs to reimburse her for room, board, a non-refundable year of rabbinical school, the time she bailed him out, etc. etc., before he can expect anything on payday. Andy, irate, reminds her that he lost toes for her (uh, not really) and sat in his pee to save the mother plant for her (only because he overreacted to a raid that had nothing to do with him). He tries to get the other guys to back him up, but he might try getting someone to take his side against Nancy other than the guys who all just got fat envelopes of cash from her, because no one speaks up. Andy announces that he quits, and limps out the front door. He's barely at the door before everyone else starts laughing at him, saying that he moves like a "fucking crackhead." Hee.