Episode Report Card Sara M: A- | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Simple As That
By Sara M | Season 20 | Episode 14 | Aired on 05.16.2010
Parvati arrives with treemail. It's a map to the stupid boring fallen comrades trail and the instructions, which tells them they will be burning their tribemates' tokens in "the burning man." Parvati and Jerri both giggle about this, no doubt imaging Probst here, and then the Final Four walk to the stupid Rites of Passage. Parvati nicely says in an interview that this was the hardest round of this game she's played and it's "because of the people I played with." She says her fellow contestants "deserve" to be paid respect.
Sugar, of course, gets no respect. The four Villains didn't play with her and only saw her in, like, one challenge. Which she spent most of sans a shirt. So they just say "Sugar" a few times and we get a clip of what was undoubtedly Sugar's finest moment: when she ran to the mat topless and then flipped everyone off. And then some clips of her crying, of course. Thanks for playing, Sugar! I hope your mental health improves! Second is Stephenie. "She was hardcore," says either Jerri or Sandra. Li'l Russell speaks up to say he was "shocked" when the Heroes sent her home so soon. Stephenie says she thinks she was voted out early because her tribemates knew her awesomeness would be a threat, and her "reputation" for being so great at everything was too hard for her to overcome. I think her inability to overcome the fact that she's kind of a bitch also had a hand in that. Randy is third up and the first Villain. Jerri says Randy made her "smile and laugh" and was a "good friend." I bet Randy absolutely hated Jerri and everyone else, because that's the way he is. Randy blames his early boot on not being able to communicate with "26-year-old girls," which he's totally fine with. He does not, however, appreciate it when stupid people control his fate. Dude, you're a wedding videographer. You're not a rocket scientist. You're not even the smartest person in that tribe.
Fourth is Cirie. Oh, how much better this season would have been if she stayed around longer! Also if Li'l Russell fell out of that helicopter and died on the first day! Or wasn't in this season at all in the first place! Sigh. Parvati and Li'l Russell say that Cirie was a surprisingly powerful physical player. Cirie says she wanted to play the game differently this time around, but never got the chance to. Oh, really? Because I really like the way she played before. Maybe it's good that she left early after all. Fifth is Tom. Jerri says he "seemed" trustworthy. Sandra speaks up to say Tom was the first winner to be voted out. That's all Sandra cares about -- who the winners are and when they left, because that directly affects her and her chances. Tom is probably still bitter about being voted out instead of James and his crap knee, but says the game was "worth playing." Sixth is Tyson the big stupid loser moron. Everyone agrees that he was funny. Tyson admits that he was "the victim of [his] own stupidity," but says he's still a winner. Uh huh. Why did they bring him back this season again? And not, like, the WINNER of Season 9, Chris? Or Twila, my favorite? Or ANYONE ELSE?
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