Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B- | 2 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Domo Arigato, Donnie Roboto
By Couch Baron | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.30.2006
...and soon after, Sacks is finding some contraband from the party in Weevil's car. Lamb holds up a pair of handcuffs, and suggests they do his Miranda rights in harmony this time: "I'll take lead, you take tenor." He doesn't suggest Logan go coloratura, but I have a feeling he could handle it. Anyway, Lamb puts Weevil into the car as Logan snarks at Weevil. Before Lamb drives off, though, he gets on his horn and blares at Logan, "Hey good-lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!" It's at this point Jeff Probst would raise an arm and announce, "Fanfic writers ready? GO!" What's more, I have the feeling it would be the first challenge in which he'd be an active participant. (And yes, I know about Mr. Microphone. That shit was pretty gay, too.)
Sheriff's station. Lamb comes out and mildly harasses a waiting Veronica. Upon learning that she's there to get her necklace back, he mock-disbelievingly asks, "You actually believe that the bad guy did it?" He then goes into a damn good robot, complete with electronic-sounding "Does not compute! Does not compute!" Hee. Veronica notes that he must have been fun in the eighties, and Lamb actually smiles somewhat fondly at this. I think said smile indicates real acknowledgement of her speculation, and given that, I'm annoyed that she didn't at least try to get him to do the electric slide. Veronica asks how Lamb knew to search Weevil's car, and he tells her that Weevil used a credit card lifted from one of the wallets in the casino holdup to order a pizza (from "Mamma Mia's") to his apartment. And here's where if I were Weevil, I'd be really insulted if Veronica didn't completely drop him as a suspect. Questioning his integrity is one thing, but accusing him of horribly sloppy execution? Them's fightin' words.
Cut to Veronica at Weevil's cell. She asks where the necklace is, like WAKE UP, girl, so he has to explain that he's been framed. They have a reasonably funny moment where they laugh about her taking his word for it, but seriously, give it up already.
Wallace is studying when there's a knock at his door. It's his stupid friend, who's got two girls and two movies with him and suggests an "instant party." No, they're not that kind of movies, which is a shame, because then Wallace could get back to studying quicker. Wallace fights the good fight, but then the guy gives him the number of a "tutor," so Wallace lets the party in. I hope Wallace at least buys Piz some Febreze.