Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Who Run The World?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 02.27.2012
A-TAGA purchases, slowly and terrifyingly, a newspaper blaring about Maya's disappearance, in a pointed way wherein it's almost like she is the new Alison? Like, the girl that lived in that house and disappeared? And we never had to see her, ever again, even in flashbacks, making the obnoxious face that she's making right here on this newspaper? Or else no, because what would the fallout be? She has no friends. She is too awful to be relevant. Not even a vengeful hermaphrodite to knock her stump over.
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Jenna returns to Rosewood a one-eyed monster, having entranced Toby into her willing service with her hypnotic gifts -- the mournful flute, the eerie piano, the semiautobiographical short fictions, the tearjerking pottery -- but, as the Fates would have it, she gets blown up again anyway. And all the Queen's Tobys and all the Queen's Wrens will probably put her ass back together again, probably this time as a scary robot with laser eyes just to be even more terrifying.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.
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