Episode Report Card Jacob: A | 1 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Nature Girl
By Jacob | Season 3 | Episode 3 | Aired on October 12, 2006
Sharon enters the detention center, plucking like a banana peel from her hair and rotten vaudeville vegetables from her clothes. (And like how come they can do that? If it were a Doral or Three, wouldn't they just kind of toss their asses in jail and keep walking? It fits Sharon's storyline and all, and definitely leads into this scene, but it makes New Caprica City life just that much more confusing.) She does some USB stuff with the detention center system, and then goes into another room, where "Drawer 3-7-8" opens By Her Command. She checks out its contents, and then Nutty Three enters. (I want a better name for her, but I don't think Pharoah's Daughter technically has one. Midrash names her Bithia -- ×ִּתְ×Ö¸×, daughter of God -- but Bithia-Three totally sounds like a speech impediment no matter how perfectly it works out thematically. Think I'm going nuts again? Check the title of the episode.) She can tell it's Sharon simply by her guilty look, and her jaw drops. "Oh my God, it's you." Sharon immediately pulls a gun on her, and she just stares. "You're betraying your own people. For what?" Sharon claims she's a Colonial officer now, and Three wrinkles her nose. "You're not one of them." Okay then: "I gave them my word." Still no. "That's not what counts. It's who you give it to." Sharon soldiers up. "I'm gonna have to shoot you now."