Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 740 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Like A Bell To A Southerly Wind
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 2011.08.23
THERAPY
Anne: "So wait, you thought it was the ghost of your friend? That's ridiculous."
Liars: "Well, we are nothing if not ridiculous."
Anne: "And I'm the first person you told? How come?"
Liars: "...We have to go."
SCHOOL
Emily: "The fashion show was kind of a good thing, because now even our parents know we're getting stalked."
Hanna: "Spencer, give me those used books about horses that I'm giving my dumb stepsister instead of a real gift."
Liars: (Give her shit about it.)
Aria: "I don't think a bunch of regifted horse books is going to stop her from murdering you."
Hanna: "I am accustomed to being stalked by numerous people. This is more like due diligence so my Dad won't be sad that I'm ruining his new life before it even starts."
Jenna, quietly: "That's not what we agreed..."
Liars: (Stare at her and think about how lucky it is that she's so blind she will totally have spooky phone conversations in the Quad right next to their table.)
Emily: "Do you think that picture was from Jenna?"
Aria: "I'm so sure, even with Garrett helping I doubt she would come after us. It's not like torturing us will get her eyeballs back, and Alison's already dead anyway."
Spencer: "Yeah, dead from murder. Probably by everybody."
Betty Buckley, the awesomest person of all time, shows up suddenly and starts in on Hefty Hanna about eating salad. She's Hanna's grandma! She is earthy and obnoxious and wonderful! (She is the director's sister also, but still: Quite a get.)
Grandmother Regina: "I got here early for the wedding thing, come with me to the bathroom so I can [quote] wipe the dew from my lily."
Spencer: "...Aaaaand I will never eat again."
(Jenna keeps whisper-yelling into the phone.)
Emily: "Maybe instead of endangering Anne who never hurt anybody, we should have gone to the cops. Oh wait, Garrett is a cop. Never mind. I already saw what I did there."
MONTGOMERY
Byron: "As long as we're hanging out here in the middle of the daytime for no reason, let's have a stressful and unsatisfying fight about Mikey."
Ella: "Mike is not your brother, Byron. I'm not pilling him up without due process."
Byron: "Tell that to his suicidal uncle."
Ella: "It would be nice for him to have the option of the talking cure before we bury him under SSRI's, that's all I'm saying."
Byron: "You are not a doctor like I am!"
Ella: "Of Literature! End of disco."
Aria: "Hey, are you guys just hanging out here in the middle of the day talking about pumping Mike full of drugs?"
Byron: "No. Stop talking. None of your business."
Ella: "Her brother's mental health is totally her business."
Byron: "I have to stomp away now. Farewell."