Episode Report Card Potes: A- | 28 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tooched by an Angel
By Potes | Season 17 | Episode 3 | Aired on 09.28.2011
Dominique and Kayla are next. ALT thinks that the picture is totally carried by Dominique, and he screams that it could be featured in his salon. And you know, what kind of a busted salon must ALT have with all these photos from Top Model? Get some real art, grandpa warlock. ALT even goes so far as to say that he would airbrush Kayla out of the picture, and then criticizes her for not tooching. Kristin is ambivalent about the photo, and notes that Dominique looks like she's pulling her hair. I'm actually with Kristin on this one. We flash to Dominique receiving her critique, and her face looks like it came straight from Mount Rushmore.
Isis and Camille are next. Nigel says this is the first shot that hasn't blown him away. He adds that it's kind of clubby. Camille says that she was trying to channel Carnival in Trinidad and Tobago. Tyra is basically like, "Well, you failed." Kristin wants a little more face from Isis. ALT says that he doesn't feel like the photo is as dynamic and exciting as everyone else's, and notes that if there had to be a winner, Camille would be it. Isis's padded bra hat deflates a little.
Bre and Laura are next. The photo is really cool, and looks totally different from everyone else's. Nigel says that it's interesting and elegant and could be a fragrance ad. ALT loves that Laura has come out as a super feminine glamor puss, while Bre is like a strong robot out of Blade Runner. Kristin notes that Bre could have had more expression in her face. Tyra adds that Bre gave great symmetry, but really could have been better on the face.
Bianca and Lisa are next. In person, Lisa looks insane per usual, and the judges love it. Their photo is very good, and all the judges are in agreement that it rocks. Nigel asks Lisa if she's ever photographed with her legs together, which is uncalled for. She says that of course she does, and maybe wants to deck him a little bit despite being amused. Tyra tells Bianca that she's working the moment in the photo, and looks like she's lifting Lisa's leg. ALT asks if they had fun, and Bianca reminds everyone about her fear of heights. Tyra doesn't see fear on Bianca's face, but notes a lack of energy.
With that, the judges deliberate. They go through the safe girls first. Shannon doesn't ruin her picture, but doesn't make it. She's merely safe. Allison's body and face and booth tooch look great. She's also tooching her lips, apparently, and ALT is feeling it. Kayla's brand is free, but Nigel and ALT think that she's totally locked up. Her photo isn't spontaneous or unexpected, and she takes no risks. Bianca's face and body are extraordinary. Kristin doesn't love Bre's photo and lack of facial expression. Tyra wishes that she was smizing in a buckeyed, crazy fashion. Camille's photo is ALT's least favorite, and Nigel is no fan either.