Episode Report Card Potes: A- | 28 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tooched by an Angel
By Potes | Season 17 | Episode 3 | Aired on 09.28.2011
When we return, Laura tells us that she sympathized with Bianca as well. Sure, she says, they're held up by wires. But wires break! What a comforting thought. Bianca finally gets up on the damn stilts and walks to the wall where they are posing. Lisa is prepared to pull the weight for both of them. Lucky for her, Bianca has to do exactly nothing to look gorgeous, even when she seems like she's about to throw up. Lisa gets into all sorts of interesting poses, and Jay tells us that she eclipsed Bianca. Bianca doesn't even care, saying that she's just proud that she was able to get on stilts and emerge alive. Jay, who really picks and chooses his moments to be comforting, tells her that if she got up there and didn't deliver anything, there was no point getting up there. I mean, ouch.
Allison and Angelea are next, and Allison tells us that she's trying to work on having a better time at photo shoots and not analyzing herself too much. She gets some cool leg positions, and her face also looks great. Angelea gets concerned that the bitch is outshining her, and knows that she has to work. However, her posing is a bit compromised by the fact that she has, by her own admission, no body strength. Like, literally, no muscles. She tells us that she's a strong bitch, but she's a weak bitch. The strong-weak bank tellers are always the ones you have to look out for. Kayla is not impressed by Angelea's performance, and says that she really needed to deliver a fantastic shot post-ModelMobile blowup. Jay asks Angelea what happened to the persistent girl who would sleep in a bus station and do other ill-advised things to make it happen. Angelea tells us that the girl is right here, and never left. Angelea and Allison fall, and Jay dramatically says that it was painful. I think he's just talking about Angelea, there.
Bre and Laura are next, and get a little sexy with each other. Bre tells us that she's not sure how to do this, but according to Sarah the two of them nailed it. Then there's Shannon and Alexandria. Jay asks Shannon if she's comfortable in her wardrobe. Her wardrobe consists of high-waisted sheer panties and a few straps across her boobs. However, she tells Jay that she checked into the issue and knows that it's a bathing suit, so she's okay. She's truly the dumbest. Alexandria flies all around, and then falls, and then screams. Shannon is concerned that she's going to get a stilt to the head, which actually might improve matters. Alexandria then falls and screams about her ankle. Jay tells Sarah that Alexandria has a flair for the dramatic, and Sarah notes that that particular shtick gets old real fast. She does get into some fly poses, though. And that's a wrap! Dominique tells us how cool the shoot was, and then we see a delightful few seconds of the stilt guy twirling stilted Laura around as she laughs lovably. That is so consistent with her brand!