Episode Report Card Omar G: B | 1 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Sun Gave All
By Omar G | Season 7 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2007.09.27
Commercials. Transformers is out on DVD soon! I think we can all agree that this movie could have been really horrible. As it turns out, it was only slightly objectionable.
We pan up on a Dell laptop (with brown faux-leather on the outside?) and Chloe's face above it, crying. I still have a hard time believing Chloe wouldn't be using an Alienware or MacBook Pro laptop. Chloe is watching a video of herself and Lana. We don't see the actual video; we just hear them cavorting and giggling. Clark watches sadly from across Chloe's apartment. Chloe, still crying, says it's hard to concentrate with Lana gone. She stands up and hugs Clark. Clark's eye twitches, and he says there are a lot more people who could get hurt right now. Chloe says that denial should be their friend. She asks why Bizarro Clark replicated Clark instead of inhabiting him like the phantom did the others. Clark says that the phantom needed a Kryptonian body to become whole again. He adds, ominously, that he doesn't know how to stop this dude. He says it's not like he can just fly after the guy. "This guy can fly?" Chloe asks, "God, Clark, you gotta get on that one!" Ha! Best line of the episode, by far. Clark, afraid of heights, looks sheepish. She asks where Bizarro Clark is now. Clark says that before he hit the guy, his face distorted, like he was hurt. She asks why Clark's doppelgänger would weaken if he didn't. Clark thinks that everything affects him the opposite, like the strength he gets from Kryptonite. Chloe thinks Bizarro will go after more meteor rocks. Clark says that Oliver's been tracking Lex's Kryptonite shipments for his 33.1 experiments. That's a lot of experiments. The .1 is really just a science fair project. Chloe starts tapping away on the laptop. She somehow finds a record of a bunch of rocks transported to the dam a few weeks ago. I guess we're going back to the dam, huh? Damn. Chloe asks how they'll take him down if he gets to the Kryptonite first. Clark says he doesn't know, but that he is aware of someone who might have that knowledge. Dramatic music!