Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT An Unfortunate Accident In A Canoe
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.09.2012
MONTGOMERY
Stupid Aria stupidly calls Ezra and he tells her to stop being stupid and she's like No Way, so he breaks up with her. All the sad songs on the radio are now about the breakup. It's the saddest thing that ever happened in the history of life. Being a teenager is the motherfucking pits.
CAVANAUGH
Toby watches Jenna's hot limo driver (?) leave, from the porch where he's drinking out of a jar, and then Garrett arrives and continues to freakin' flip out.
Garrett: "Was she alone? Was she going to Boston alone? That was supposed to be me in the car with her."
Toby, disinterested: "Ugh, what happened now, on that other show we never see?"
Garrett: "She turned on me!"
Toby: "Yeah, she'll do that. You blind too? Who do you think you're talking to?"
Garrett: "I did everything she ever asked me to do, and then she got bored."
Toby: "When she doesn't need people, she gets rid of them. Again, who the fuck are you talking to?"
Garrett: "All I said was that Rosewood was bad for her and we should run off together..."
Toby: "Maybe she's having too much fun fucking people over?"
Garrett: "Hey, your sister's been through a lot! Blindness is no joke."
Toby: "I never said she wasn't strong, I said she was a bitch."
Garrett: "Yeah, you just don't understand her."
Toby: "Proudly, I do not. Guess her new friends do. Just drop this, Garrett. Just walk away like I did."
Garrett: "But I'm in love with her! That is but one difference between the two of us! I am going to keep trying to prove I love her!"
Toby: "Bye. Somehow this was the grossest scene of this whole episode."
LAKE HOUSE
So like, Hanna and Spencer are screwing around in the attic looking for tiki torches -- Spencer hilariously and subtly makes sure to remind Hanna the furniture was her nana's, in case she gets any ideas -- and then Hanna runs off to get the food that's been delivered.
Of course, Spencer is alone for three seconds before she discovers a clue: Wallpaper in the attic that matches the backdrop of the picture of Chucky dolls that Caleb sent everybody. She calls out for Hanna, and Lucas appears to menacingly and slowly chase Spencer around the attic.
Lucas: "Ah. Tools? Just looking for tools in pitch darkness and with a sinister voice."
Spencer: "We keep our tools downstairs. Later!"