Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT An Unfortunate Accident In A Canoe
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 15 | Aired on 01.09.2012
Holden's Dad: "Speak to them in Portuguese so they know you're awful!"
Ella: "I've had about enough of that shit for one day, thanks. Besides, he taught Aria to ride a bike. What else do we need to know? Besides where the wine is."
Aria: "Kind of he taught me to ride a bike..."
Holden, awesomely: "I broke her training wheels off and she figured out the rest."
I mean, that's a great line and a great metaphor for a lot of things, and certainly one of the nicest things ever said or implied about Our Lady Of The Feather, but... My brain keeps wanting to equate "Ezra Fitz" with "training wheels," and I'm conflicted about that.
Ella & Byron: "Anyway. You guys are coming over for dinner next week so Holden and Aria can date and solve all of our problems. I hope we don't seem desperate, but the truth is that we are desperate. Do you have anybody in your family that can fix Mike?"
PARTY!
Spencer: "I just remembered how you decided we were throwing a party at my lake house. That one slipped by me somehow. Also, look at this picture..."
Noel Kahn & Mona Vanderwaal: "Also, they screwed up the pizza order."
Hanna: "...That's more important. Oh, and meanwhile, Caleb has arrived. Who arrives early to their own surprise party?"
Spencer: "Hanna! My attic is the secret HQ of A! Why aren't you listening?"
Hanna: "I don't wanna hear about some fucked-up A stuff right now! Priorities!"
Emily: "Oh hey Lucas. I didn't expect you to be standing all alone in this empty room staring at the birthday cake after you told me vague horrible things on the phone."
Lucas: "This is going to be a great party! Hanna cares so much about Caleb."
Emily: "Yeah, she's a very caring person to the people she loves."
Lucas: "Yeah, Caleb's real fucking lucky."
Emily: "So are you. When you're her friend, she forgives a lot."
Lucas: (Sighs, because Emily is so far ahead of the curve this time...)
Emily: "Please don't do something you're gonna regret, Lucas."
Lucas: (Whirls around, because there's empathy and then there's psychic.)
Spencer: "Emily! Look at this picture of wallpaper!"
Emily: "I kinda just told Lucas that we were spying on him at the call center. So whatever fragile psychological things he's got going on..."
Spencer: "-- Wallpaper!"
Emily: "-- Stalker!"
Spencer: "Mona, stop dancing by yourself like a crazy person and tell us where Hanna suddenly is now."