Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Seriously, "Weevil" Who?
By Couch Baron | Season 1 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.07.2005
Upstairs, Dime Bag, who's played by Sam Sarpong, is pleased with the room. Veronica plants a bug while pointing out the features of the room in a hilariously lame manner. She leaves with the promise of sending up more Cristal. Hee.
Parking garage. Veronica tells Keith she just went to the bathroom. Keith powers up his computer to listen to the bug's feed, but all he gets is a bickering couple. Veronica makes an adjustment, and we hear Dime Bag and his cronies. Keith stares daggers at Veronica, and then one of the guys talks about how hot Veronica was. Well, at least Keith doesn't have to change his facial expression. Another of the guys calls Veronica "scrawny" as Veronica asks Keith to drop the attitude. She asks what their next move is, and Keith tells her that he's going to have to get Bone to beg. Veronica starts the car as she claims, "I'm not scrawny." Keith just looks at her. Veronica: "I'm not." Hee. Time to hit the gym, Sticky.
Chez Echolls. In the living room, we pan over photographs of the family in happier times. Unless I missed it, they didn't take the opportunity to include Alyson Hannigan's image into any of them. Interesting. Logan and Haaron emerge and head for the door, but before they proceed outside, Haaron tells Logan that he has a pretty good idea what's going through his head. If that were true, you'd be locking all your doors and windows and sleeping in body armor. Haaron goes on that he knows Logan blames him for Lynn's death, but they should be a team now, as they're all they've got. Logan puts on his shades and gives Haaron a sarky peace sign with his fingers. Haaron looks a little defeated. Perhaps a peace offering would work. How about a "Get Out Of One Whipping Free" card?
Outside, Logan sees a paparazzo snapping their picture. Logan chases the guy, who tries to get over the front gate. Nothing doing, as Logan grabs him and smashes his camera. Not that he needs extra justification, but it's nice that we already knew that Logan isn't crazy about gawkers and picture-takers. The guy whines about his thousand-dollar camera. Dude, you should just be happy that it didn't end up in a position to take a close-up of your prostate. Haaron rushes up, and Logan yells that Lynn would have wanted for Haaron not to sleep with all her friends, and to care about her as much as he did his career. "So okay Dad, let's be honest. Maybe we both wish we'd been better. But she's only gone because of you." If that's Logan's idea of being a team, he and Haaron should really try out for The Amazing Race. Perhaps they'll earn a Dr. Phil special afterward. Logan stalks off as Haaron asks if everyone's enjoying the show. Well, I am, but that's hardly news around here.