Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: C- | 1 USERS: D- YOU GRADE IT The Longest Break-Up
By DeAnn Welker | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 02.03.2011
rief message after the tone, we'll get back to you. Thanks." Then he presses a button to make the tone, and Jeff starts leaving a message, saying he doesn't get why Nicole's pissed after they were fine all day, and he apologizes. So Pauly interrupts and stars in "For Jenni, press 1. For Snooki, press 2." The guy presses the button, but Pauly pretends it was Deena's mailbox and that it's full. He hangs up. Phone quacks and Pauly pretends it's pizza. JWOWW, wearing half a shirt (the front half, fortunately) tells Snooki she can't believe "homeboy got attached." Snooki doesn't want to talk. So Pauly tells Jeff that Snooki's mad, and so he better send "roses to the house. Roses, dawg, with pickles in 'em. Fried pickles!" Then he hangs up. Snooks laughs us into commercial.Ronnie asks the girls to throw out the shit in the fridge, and Sam says they will, so he leaves with the guys for GTL. The girls invite Sammi to go to the sex store with them to look for games and giant sex toys. Sammi's in, so they all cheer. JWOWW's the designated driver. Snooki's so excited Jenni and Sammi are talking so they can do girl time. At the sex store, they all try on sexy outfits. Nicole tells Jenni that the skimpy leather bikini she has on gave her a boner. Jenni wonders if she should show the boys tonight. Deena's having a little jealousy because she wanted to try on the same outfit JWOWW's wearing. Snooki buys a cheerleading-looking skirt with a baseball jersey top and baseball cap. She says she looks like a hot, drunk baseball player and she's loving it. Then they all leave, with Snooki in hot, drunk baseball player gear, natch. They had a blast, and make fun of the boys doing women's shit (GTL and making dinner) while they're at the sex store being boys.
Cut to the guys scrubbing and cleaning and cooking, as Ron bitches about the girls going to the sex shop. He wants them to come home and clean the table and then do the dishes. Ron is sick of the guys doing all the cooking and cleaning in the house. He doesn't care if they want to clean up after the guys but they could at least clean up after themselves. I can't really argue with that logic, unfortunately. Ron says he's going to yell at them when they come in for not cleaning the fridge. The girls come home all giggling and ready to put heels on and be sexy, but Ron pounces as soon as they walk in, thanking them -- especially Sam -- for not cleaning up the kitchen. Sam lies that she cleaned the table, and asks if he's really giving her attitude about this. Sam gets all offended when she learns that Ron's made penne alla vodka before because he's never made her anything but eggs. He says later that he makes her breakfast every morning, and what's she ever done for him.
They eat dinner, and everyone tells Ron how much they love it. Except Sam, who's just like, "It's pretty good." JWOWW says dinner was tense because of all the tension between SamRo. Mike wishes they could fast-forward to the point when SamRo are done fighting. JWOWW asks how everyone's night was, and... crickets. Or, as Snooki says, "Jiminy Cricket." Deena pipes up that she had a dream Vinny and Pauly made out, and Pauly tells her there's a lot of truth to dreams. Giggles. And silence from Sam and Ron, both with full bitch faces on. Sitch has a headache from this relationship, and it's not even his. Everyone leaves SamRo pouting at the dinner table.