Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Freaks And Greeks
By Sara M | Season 7 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.08.2002
The DOGs start a play. Leah is the quarterback. She hands the ball off to Giantess, who gets brought down. But she's okay -- until the cool sisters call her a "freak." She is pissed, and gets the handoff again. This time she beats the crap out of everyone on her way to the end zone, including that lame referee. The DOGs win, hooray! The KOKs are not so pleased.
Lex is walking back from school when the guy in the car calls him a fat-ass again. Lex grabs a rock and throws it through his back windshield, causing the car to careen into a bus stop. While the guy probably deserved some kind of retribution for his behavior, I feel like what just happened to him was possibly fatal, and that's taking things a little too far. But I like Lex, so I'll let it go. We have to cling to the few things in this film that make us smile. Or at least think about smiling.
Matt, Lex, and Harland walk down the street, but they're wearing the same outfits and in the same positions that they were in an earlier scene, which means that someone got lazy and thought he could put something that belonged in this scene into a different one, and no one would notice. Some girl bumps into Lex and tells him to watch it, so he smacks her in the back with his pocketbook. Lex and Harland decide to go to the mall to buy supplies for the KOKtail Kruise.
Lex and Matt plan how they're going to get the tape from the boat. Matt is worried about what he will tell Leah when he doesn't need to dress up like a girl anymore. Lex is more concerned with finding a dress that hides his fat ass. He finds his size in a dress he likes and cheers, and it's funny. I don't know how Lex won me over, but he rocks.
The DOGs pull up at the KOKtail Kruise dock, but the boat is already leaving without them -- and with the cool sisters on it. They laugh at the DOGs. Lex and Matt are heartbroken, but Leah is determined to get on the boat, and Harland has a plan. I'm glad, since his character was established as being an idiot who likes watching his friend have sex, that he's the one coming up with all the good ideas. It makes total sense. The DOGs catch up to the KOKtail Kruise by boat.
On the Kruise, the KOK alums are being obnoxious and misogynistic to the ladies. Matt's dad is trying to find his son.
The DOGs sneak onto the boat, grabbing all the cool sisters and throwing them into a life raft. The KOKs suddenly realize that all the women are gone. The DOGs enter, and the KOKs are pissed. Oily Guy is happy to see Lex, though. Leah tries to get Matt to dance with her.