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By Sara M | Season 7 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.08.2002
Harland comes into the kitchen with a used plunger and bitches that the girls are clogging the toilet too much. If someone came into my kitchen with a used plunger, he would be really sorry, because I would probably repay the favor by peeing all over his bed. Don't be walking into my dining space with used plungers, okay? The moustache girl is in the kitchen, and she's upset because she doesn't have a boyfriend and she doesn't know why. Harland teaches her how to shave her moustache.
Matt In Drag is doing Leah's hair, and trying to put in a good word for Matt Not In Drag. Leah is not having it. The braid Matt puts in Leah's hair is bad.
Lex is trying to enjoy some alone time in the bathroom. He takes off his wig and reads the sports section of the paper like a real man. Someone keeps knocking on the bathroom door to get in and won't leave him alone. What a bitch. Lex storms into the bedroom and says he's leaving. But Harland has a plan! He gives Lex a roofie and tells him to put it in Oily Guy's drink and take the tape. Lex refuses, but Matt says that he will be Lex's back-up. And he reminds Lex that the only way he's going to get a good job is by getting on the KOKtail Kruise. Then Lex has an out-of-place vision of working in a rest home.
Lex and Oily Guy enter Oily Guy's bedroom, and he turns out the lights, changes into his other outfit, the bathrobe, in less than a second, and turns the lights back on. Then he tries to make out with Lex, but Lex insists on having a drink first. Oily Guy fixes up drinks for both of them.
Matt is trying to escape out of the Powerpuff bedroom window, but then Leah knocks on the door and asks him to help her wash her hair. Did Leah's arms fall off or something? How can she not wash her own hair?
Lex tries to distract Oily Guy so he can slip the roofie in his drink, but while he's doing that, Oily Guy is slipping his own roofie into Lex's drink. How is attempted date rape funny? I hate this movie. Lex and Oily Guy toast to Oily Guy losing his virginity. Well, that's sweet. Oily Guy downs his drink and then tackles Lex. Oily Guy has some serious issues with aggressiveness towards women.
Matt and Leah have girl talk in the shower. Leah tells Matt to stop poking her in the butt. I hate this movie.
There's a montage of Lex fighting off Oily Guy. It's not funny.
The DOG girls are having a meeting where they talk about how sorry they feel for themselves. I hate people like that. Harland opens up about peer pressure to crush beer cans on his head. Then he decides that they should all party. And so they smoke huge amounts of pot out of a gravity bong. That's a positive message to send to the audience. Good thing there wasn't much of an audience.