Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Low Blows
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.22.2009
Lemon invites her to sit down and discuss this reasonably, but Tracy interrupts them as he runs up screaming, "Liz Lemon, you booger face! I'm going to kill you with a bazooka!" He hurls the book at Lemon. Guess who it hits. (Hint: Rhymes with "Schmenna.") Tracy says he bought Lemon's book for his wife Angie, and she's using it against him. She says it's on him, but he thinks it's all her fault and vows to punish her. Tracy and Jenna stomp off in separate directions, leaving Lemon with a bit of constipation face.
D.C. Jack cockily talks to his fellow task force members, but is interrupted by his less-than-ambiguously gay nemesis, Devon Banks. We get a double dose of "Bum, bum, bummmmmm." Devon proceeds to give him the third degree over all the inappropriate uses of corporate money that Jack has overseen -- some of which Devon himself enacted. Jack basically tells Devon to shove it, inspiring the flamboyant Mr. Banks to bring out his gavel and start pounding the table with it. Jack points out that there is no need for a gavel since they're not in court, but Devon is too drunk on power to care.
Lemon's apartment. She answers a frantic knock on the door. It's Tracy. He tells her that Angie kicked him out. Since she started this mess, and since he can't find his private yacht, he and his reef shark are moving in with her. She just needs to take the shark out of the plastic bag in the hallway and put it in a tub with a reef. Easy peasy! The bag rolls around in the hall as Tracy barrels into Lemon's apartment screaming, "I want pierogies!"
Elsewhere, an animal shelter volunteer tells Kenneth not to get attached to the animals. Kenneth says his farm upbringing has beaten the notion of pets out of him. And then he turns around to find a fluffy little fellow. Before he knows it, Kenneth has volunteered to adopt all the dogs on the slate to be put down.
30 Rock. Jack returns to his office and starts firing off orders at Jonathan. As he enters, he sees Devon strewn leisurely across his chair. He begins to outline his plan to overthrow Jack, which started a year ago when Jack broke his grip on Cathy Geist. He weaseled his way into the Obamas' hearts and suggested himself for the head of the task force specifically to stick it to Jack, with a laser gun no less. Jack tells him to give up now, but Devon reveals that he leaked the damning information from the hearing to the press. He spits, "By the time I'm done, you're going to make AIG look like the Lehman Brothers of Microwaves!" Jack tries to tell him the fallout this personal vendetta will create -- pensions! Employees! Microwave-testing kittens! But Devon is Hell-bent on destroying him once and for all. Jack vows to make the company profitable overnight so he can change the headlines to "Donaghy Saves GE, Marries Your Mom." As Devon makes his way out, he fires another laser at Jack, but the mogul has already developed a laser shield for himself. Suck on that, Friend of Malia!