Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Nothing Is Very Clean
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.13.2011
AKA TRIAL WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE HAPPENING THIS SECOND
AKA's Prosecutor: "Try AKA as an adult for this crime!"
AKA's Defense: "AKA came forward because he wants to remake his life!"
Kalinda, at the back: "Yeah, as a stone killa. I'm so sure a 14-year-old lieutenant would confess to anything except being a giant bad-ass."
Dana: "My darling, there are two murders here. Yes. But they've both been solved by me."
Kalinda: "I will change that. Can I have your number?"
Dana: "Yes. Also for making out."
L/G
Kalinda: "They keep saying they have solved all the murders."
Diane: "That's so ASA. Listen, we got the French guy right here. I think a clue will happen right now out of the blue because it's almost time for commercials."
French Guy: "Oh, did I not mention this footage where he says he knows the identity of the Vice Lord that killed the dead guy?"
Diane: "No, you did not."
French Guy: "Sorry. I had to bring my assistant to Death Row because he likes pretty women."
Alicia: (Death glare that goes on way too long, even though it's setting up the rest of the episode; it's weird because this show and this episode are so all about amazing editing, but then just this one shot is just really bad. It's like she rolls her eyes all the way around her entire head.)
Diane: "Just to review, the guy who can help our client is being executed in 36 hours."
TV Audience: "Thanks for the assist."
DEVERE FREAKS OUT
Alicia: "Don't freak out."
DeVere: "I AM FREAKING OUT."
OH YEAH & THE PACKER DEFENSE IS ALSO HAPPENING TODAY
As luck would have it, or at least this show, Romany Malco's Legal Aid guy is the one doing Ricky's Death Row appeal. I guess Diane found that out because of how she gloriously moved his entire office into L/G and then the show refused to talk about that anymore.
Coyne: "Packer will be executed in approximately thirty hours, and we ask that you look carefully at the legal mistakes made by the trial judge."
Appeal Judges: "Legal mistakes? By a judge? Like what we are?"
Coyne: "Yeah. I mean, sorry. I mean, if you feel like it."
Appeal Judges: "As if we weren't already going to blow this shit off. Well done."
Coyne: "I look weird when I shave. Like a lady baby. Still hot, just weird."