Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | 212 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Let's Be Frank
By LuluBates | Season 6 | Episode 8 | Aired on 2010.07.19
Later Ali and Roberto meet for dinner, deep conversation, and probably more straddling. Ali looks gorgeous, but Roberto... oh, Roberto. It appears that we have found his tragic flaw. It involves an outfit comprised of a white and blue striped button-up shirt...and long khaki shorts with sneakers. The outfit truly angers me. I'm sure Ali sees him dressed like that and thinks, "Oh I can fix him" and she probably can, BUT I CAN'T. It just gives me the vapors. Anyway, Ali asks Roberto some deep thoughts, and he struggles and stumbles and blushes and finally gets the words out: He's falling in love with her. She giggles, smiles and covers him in saliva. Ali "surprises" him with a key to a fantasy suite, you know, if he wants it. I can't really imagine a fantasy suite better than the ones they are already staying in, but go ahead Tahiti: BLOW MY MIND. The couple wades to their fantasy suite where Roberto simply has to take off his pants because he got them wet on the way over. Ali helps him undress. I hope she burns the shorts. Accidentally, of course.