Episode Report Card Maggie: D | 242 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Greeks and Geeks
By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 2000.10.25
At Felicity's French exam, which is oral, the professor calls on her to come to the front of the room. She goes up and says: "J'ai choissis Le Vagabonde de Nicollet. Ce livre parle d'une actrice qui veut, uh, qui veut son independence...uh, I'm sorry, I'm just not prepared." The professor calls the next student and Felicity sits down.
At the dorm apartment, Meghan is on the phone and simultaneously highlighting a book. Sean arrives and bemoans the fact that he doesn't have a hook for this week's Docuventary installment. Meghan listens to him, then starts moaning into the phone. Apparently, she's hard at work. Sean grabs the phone and yells, "Hey, slimey, weasel!" Meghan protests that he is not in his apartment. Sean says that performing phone sex is like cheating on him and he can't deal with it anymore. Meghan screams, "Talking to these guys is like having sex with you -- it's over real fast and I do all the work!" Sean yells back, "Good luck with your career," and stomps out the door.
Docuventary clip: At Dean & Deluca, Javier admits to being nervous about the test. The interview is interrupted by Sean's phone. It's a phone sex client and Javier convinces Sean to let him take the phone. Javier says in a falsetto, "Hello, this is Amber, a luscious blonde [strokes Ben's hair] with a 44DDD." He then tells Sean that he thinks he used to be roommates with the client. Ben wants to get back to work and he asks Javier when the Civil War began. Javier asks, "What civil war?"
At the dorm apartment, Elena comes in to find Knoll working on the computer. Of course, the old laptop was the one Elena was using to write her paper. She didn't back up the file -- of course -- and the paper is due tomorrow. Elena tells Tracy and Knoll that they'd better get her paper back. Meghan asks to speak to Elena alone, and tells her that she's worried about Felicity, who's been moping around. Molly appears and says that they should take Felicity out. Elena says that she won't go out until Knoll gets her paper back. Felicity walks into the kitchen and they tell her that they're taking her out. Meghan asks Knoll where he partied this summer when he was Leon, and he says they can't handle where he partied. Oh, come on, Knoll/Llonk! You'd find Chuck E. Cheese too hard to handle. Meghan finds out about a frat party from one of their neighbours.