Episode Report Card M. Giant: A- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Melon Vs. Melon
By M. Giant | Season 17 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.26.2010
Chad's launching melons while Stephanie stands behind him, holding her wet pants. She was the only girl in shorts at the starting line too. Maybe she just hates wearing pants.
Gary and Mallory run to the castle, with her screaming the whole way, loud enough to drown out the angry peasants. Michael and Kevin find the boats, Kevin saying optimistically, "One time only." But they keep trying to stand on it together, which doesn't work because the wind keeps blowing the boat out from under the rope and tipping the m over. What ensues is a lengthy montage of sucking.
After all this, it's easy to forget that there are still teams who haven't even reached the castle yet. Andie and Jenna go map-shopping, and determine that not only is the castle is on their new map, they're going towards it, so that's a win-win for them. Jenna interviews that they want to make each other proud, and Andie solo-interviews that this is her time with Jenna, so she's going to do everything she can not to get eliminated. That's sweet, but she knows that the teams don't get split up at the Elimination Station, right? In the back of the car that Nick's driving, Vicki says, "I just hope that everybody is as slow as we are." Ron and Tony, at least, certainly seem to be filling that bill and then some.
Chad knocks his knight down, so now all they have to do is search the grounds. Easy, right? "I guarantee it's on the other side of the castle," Chad says. A guarantee implies that you get something if the party making the guarantee is wrong, right? So what does Stephanie get besides a lengthy cardio workout?
Gary and Mallory climb the wall. The peasants could have foregone the water for her, because she's enough of a screamer as it is. They could have elicited the same sounds out of her with harsh looks.
Kevin and Michael sink again, but at least they got farther this time. Gary and Mallory show up, and Gary interviews afterwards, "They looked like a couple of carnies in a dunking booth." The father-daughter team manages to get going without much trouble, and Kevin interviews that they kept sinking before they figured out what they needed to do. Michael puts a hand on his son's shoulder and points out, "We didn't figure it out on our own." Indeed, they pretty much go to school watching the other father-child team.
Chad and Stephanie? Lost. "This is the dumbest freaking crap ever," he says. No argument here. Oh, wait, was that not what he meant?
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