Episode Report Card Chuck: B- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Song, Song...Ewww
By Chuck | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 02.09.2002
Then Schillinger's taking a crap, which is so too much information. Franklin, in pigtails today, wanders in and asks how Operation Infinite Guenzel Defloration progresses. Schillinger maintains compete confidence that, by week's end, "he'll be sucking my cock." Yay.
Katherine. Keller. She deposed the witness. The witness is very credible. The witness had a flashlight. Keller, no longer so credible, maintains his innocence and pleads witness error due to familiar look. I think the jig's up, Dr. Lecter. Katherine tells a story about how, because she knew her ex-husband was lying one time, she knows that Keller is lying, and since he deserves a fair trial, she's gonna go over there. He tries to charm her with his sexy ways, but he strikes out, and she clicks away as he calls her name. She clicks on over to Pete's office, where she promptly tells Beecher that she's no longer on the case because Keller's guilty, and she swore she'd never defend a guilty person, which seems like a preposterous thing for a lawyer to say. Then she asks Beecher if he was telling the truth about Keller's silence concerning the killings. No, he says calmly, "I was lying." Seems Keller talks a lot. Who knows what to believe? Katherine queries, "But you believe him when he says he loves you?" Affirmative, says Beecher. Just don't make him mad! "You two belong together," she says, and dumps his ass on the cold pavement, finally demonstrating both wisdom and backbone. Cyril might just have a chance!
Adam's boasting to some bikers about the fact that he knew the woman he raped -- they used to date, met at a bar, did some K. The typical frat-boy seduction. The bikers act suitably impressed. Beecher stops by the table and asks for a word; Adam's reluctant to leave his new pals to talk to a faggot, but Beecher manages to get him aside to advise him that the bikers are Schillinger's allies, and are just playing nice to lure him over to the brighter, whiter side. The bikers walk up and inquire if Adam's going on a date with Beecher, which sends the uptight closet case over the edge. As Beecher turns to leave, Adam clocks him on the back of the head, grabs him, and pretends to fuck Beecher's mouth. I'd say Adam's just about to have a penetrating visit with the Aryans. Sure enough, Beecher heads straight for Schillinger, where he gladly exchanges Adam for the chance to deliver mail to Keller. Then it's off to see Frankie the Fixer, who completely understands Beecher's decision to rescind the protection order. Resigning to Sister Pete is Beecher's next TO DO item; she's surprised, and wants to understand Beecher's feelings, but he's pretty much not interested in an interaction, and motors for his last stop. That would be Tim McManus, to secure permission to work with the Aryans and to recommend that Adam vacate Em City. And that's that. Beecher verbally hands Adam off to Schillinger, picks up his mail cart, and bolts for protective custody. At least four men and a prurient viewing audience should be getting lucky very shortly.