Episode Report Card Shack: C+ | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Déjà Vu To A Kill
By Shack | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2002.03.17
Chasing. Chasing. Dock. Trapped. Staring. Staring. Will and Francie continue to watch. Will says that this is the part where the guy gives up, just so he can be wrong as usual, even with very little camera time this episode. Staring. Driving. Falling. Splashing. Will and Francie are shocked. Sydney just sits there in the car for a while, wearing a slack-jawed expression, as she slowly sinks under the water. She holds her breath as the water covers her. The cops up above all look off the edge of the dock in surprise. When the car hits bottom, Sydney unbuckles her seat belt, rolls down the window, and swims out. She swims over to the rear tire on the driver's side, pulls off the hubcap for some unknown reason, and somehow manages to suck air from the tire valve. Eww. Now that must taste rancid. I hope nobody's had to use a can of Fix-A-Flat on that tire recently. I imagine that would certainly alter Sydney's perceptions for some time. The cops stare down at the water to see if Sydney has managed to escape alive. Sydney continues to suck tire.
Night falls. A phone rings. The phone belongs to Spy Daddy, and it's dear, drenched Sydney calling to say that she needs to see him, now. Spy Daddy drives to some dock location, where Sydney is wrapped up in a blanket she must have stored up her ass or something, sitting by a pay phone. Jack asks her what happened. How could he not know what happened to Sydney? These are the worst intelligence agents on earth. He tells Sydney that she needs to get to Italy. Sydney knows, but she needs to tell him something first. As she was hanging out under the sea, sucking rubber, she came to the realization that Spy Momsky could have done the very same thing when her car crashed. She points out that Mom was evil and horrible and stuff, and furthermore may have the same biological signs that Rambaldi pointed out in his prophecy. It could be referring to her. Sydney concludes, "Mom's alive. I know it!" Jack's face has no expression. This could make for one awkward family reunion.