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Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Low Blows

By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.22.2009

Outside, she asks Pete to close up the studio for a few days, construct a set to resemble her apartment, and stock up on hand sanitizer. Pete is befuddled, so Lemon explains -- Tracy is producing a porno based on her life, and she's writing it. Sound familiar?

Upstairs, Jack forlornly says he never thought things would end like this. Devon sneaks up on him from behind (probably not the first time!) to wish him well in his new venture. Jack blusters something about digital media, but realizes he's sunk and turns to the bottle. Heh. Devon smugs that he was happy to be such a big part of Jack's plunge to rock bottom. As he starts out, Jack restores his pluck and says that, in fact, he can go lower... into the crevasse. Jack tells Devon he played things all wrong. Instead of trying to ruin just one man, he should have forced Jack to take bail-out money on behalf of the company, thus making Devon Jack's boss. Devon realizes his folly, and they have a homoerotically charged dom-sub conversation that ends with Devon phoning the president only to reach Sasha and have to shoot the shit about inviting boys to her birthday party.

Downstairs, Tracy prepares for his pornerrific directorial debut. He calls action, and Porn Lemon and Porn Jenna have a make-up and make-out conversation about the new cast member. Real Lemon and Real Jenna watch from the sidelines. Jenna shows that it's the small things in life when she thanks Lemon for picking the hotter porn star to play her. They hug it out, and all is right again. Porn Lemon and Porn Jenna are now furiously swapping spit, so Real Lemon suggests they leave the set. Real Jenna agrees, then sticks around to linger and leer a little longer.

Outside, Jack catches up with Lemon to make sure things have righted themselves. They agree it's been quite a week, even though it's only Wednesday, and Jack gives her one last token of a job well done: Her retainer. She tries to put it on her uppers. Yelping ensues.

Bonus material: Porn Lemon and Porn Jack walk the hall together and reiterate the same scene we just saw. Except, this time Porn Lemon, upon receiving the retainer, seductively takes off her glasses and asks, "How will I ever thank you?" Tracy yells "cut," saying, "This is disgusting! Shut it down."

As for the jokes, just a thought: First "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah," now Jenna's student film? I think Tina Fey may have a thing for the lycans...

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