Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A- | 229 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Cooking With Jesus
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2006.08.21
Enter Doug: "Who's ready to Mohasky?!" Seeing Celia, his face falls: "Who let in Cancer Cunt?" "It's Cancer Tits, Doug," Celia tartly corrects him. "No wonder your wife prefers to fuck a pole." "My wife's fucking a Polish guy?" asks Doug. Nancy quietly says she thinks Celia's probably referring to Dana's "stripper class." Doug slowly gets it, laughs, and then reminds Celia that he hates her and hopes she gets hit by a truck. He's a few days late on that one, isn't he? Not that I expect he still has much short-term memory. Doug asks why Celia's there, and Celia tells him triumphantly that she and Nancy are collecting signatures. Nancy very uncomfortably says that she's "not really free." Doug grabs the clipboard, telling Celia he's going to show her who's the bigger man. Celia, disgusted, asks if Nancy's working on Doug's campaign, and Nancy exasperatedly says that she's not working for anybody, since both Doug and Celia are her friends. "You promised!" says Celia. Nancy says that she didn't promise anything. Doug prods Nancy, saying that they have to leave. Celia whinily asks where they're going, and Nancy covers that it's a "small business expo," and nothing to do with the campaign. "So you're really not going to help me with this," Celia surmises, hurt. Nancy apologizes again (not that sincerely, as you probably could have predicted), and says that she can't. She heads out, and Doug follows, first pausing to hand Celia back her clipboard. Celia reads: "'Mr. Fuck Hughson, 110 Eat Shit Lane'?" Doug giggles at himself. And I giggle at Doug.
Mohasky Cup. It's like a giant weed trade show. Craig, that dude from the medicinal weed shop in Season 1, gives Nancy a big hug, and asks if Doug is there as the official [toke hand gesture] "taster." Nancy thanks Craig for getting them in, and he tells them that if they find a great new breed, he'll expect them to return the favour.
As your standard-issue reggae band plays on a stage, we get a montage of weed magazines, weed samples, weed paraphernalia, etc. Nancy quickly loses track of Andy and Doug. Then it's a series of quick cuts of Nancy consulting with seed merchants, and Doug and Andy recommending which to buy based on their sampling. Eventually, Doug is in a tie-dyed shirt asking Nancy when CPR becomes necrophilia, and Andy is playing with Nancy's hair and saying he's glad her last name isn't "Drew" because then she'd be Nancy Drew, and then Doug has jumped on stage to do the robot with the band, and the party's over.