Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Just Friends
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 01.16.2000
"Do people think of me as promiscuous?" Elaine asks Ally. Elaine? Hello? Remember two episodes ago when we dedicated an entire hour about that fact? Remember the baby you found in a manger? Remember how you couldn't keep it because people thought you were a slut? How is this news to you? There are court records stating that you call yourself the office slut. Ally takes her fingers out of her mouth to say that Elaine does bill herself as such. She asks for details. Elaine says that her date went really well, but she found out that he only went out with her because he thought she'd put out on the first date. Ally immediately dubs him a "creep" and goes back to her work. Elaine looks doubtful. Ally gives her a stern look. Elaine says that Ally is right and that should be the end of it. She walks off. Ally looks in Elaine's direction as if to say, "We didn't even get a chance to talk about me!"
Richard is getting the scoop from John. Richard's mouth is open, which means he's thinking. He moves his head a bit and I can see the tag on his neckline that says, "Hello, I belong to Gwen. Hands OFF!" Richard asks whether John can sleep with Ally without Nelle finding out. John says he has a real problem because he has always been interested in Ally, but really likes Nelle. Richard says he understands that John wants to have his Nelle "and eat Ally, too." John has his fingers all over his mouth. Richard asks who he wants more. John doesn't know. Richard says he could sleep with Ally tonight and then go back to Nelle. John says that it's not that simple. It's not just Whipper Wattles and Knee Pits with Ling. It's not all about sex. "You put the 'fish' in 'superficial,'" he finger-points to Richard as he storms off. Richard mouth-breathes and says he really likes that.
Lord. Georgia has gone and chopped off all her hair. Ling makes some catty comments. Georgia walks over to Billy so they can have a moment that looks like: "I look more like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby!" "No, I look more like her!" "No, I do!" "ME!" Georgia hands Billy some divorce papers. Billy looks shocked. Sandy looks sad. Georgia looks like she's getting tired of not having any lines in this season. The two non-blondes stand in a spotlight for a few more seconds until I get completely blinded from the glare. Renee will be Georgia's lawyer. Georgia snarls and walks off. Billy storms into his office. No one gets to be alone for more than three seconds in this firm, so Sandy opens the door and asks him if she can do anything. He says no. She shuts the door to trap in the sad oboe.