Episode Report Card Lady Lola: F | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Bait & Sitch
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 8 | Aired on 02.23.2012
Back upstairs, Jionni is still trying not to spew everywhere as Snooki leads him to the bed. She can't even capitalize on his semi-consciousness and forcibly seduce him before he passes out. She starts haranguing him for being a bad boyfriend because, and I quote, "A boyfriend's job is to come over, have sex, and make your girlfriend feel good." Yep, that's all it is.
After the sex robotsboyfriends leave the next morning, Sammi wanders around wondering what to do with her day. Deena suggests (totally unprompted by the producers, I'm sure) that they go fishing. Vinny snarks, "I already caught crabs last night!" but it's been decided. Off they go!
They arrive at the dock, where the guy is literally tying a fish head to a metal trap when JWOWW asks, "You don't have, like, cappucinos or espressos or anything?" This isn't Europe, honey. They go outside and drop their traps. Snooki notes that there is, in fact, a fish known as the snook (Wikipedia tells me it's the common snook, which is even more appropriate). Someone hooks Ronnie's tank top, narrowly missing his ass/grundle/junk (damn). And Vinny catches the smallest fish ever. They pull up their traps and many of them have lured some crabs -- which they immediately get so freaked out by that those little suckers crawl right back into the water. The Situation actually doesn't catch any crabs, which is the exact opposite of how he performs sexually. He decides to call it a day for the fishing and get some sun. Vinny can't resist dropping a skittering crab on him, and frankly, I think he was more startled (and probably more turned on) by Lola.
Then the Meatballs decide they're going to go rafting. Of course there are the obvious sight gags with a tiny person (Deena) trying to carry a huge inflatable boat, and then the inevitable ineptitude when they try to paddle against the harsh winds, plus a few moments of Snooki yelling, "Row! Row!" like the guinea pig in that Geico commercial. By the time they get trapped under a dock, Sitch decides he's had enough of these shenanigans. So he creates his own shenanigans along with Ronnie. They try to flip over the raft, creating much Meatball panic. Then Ronnie pulls the plug, and the raft begins deflating. Snooki says later, "This boat is sinking, and I've seen Titanic, and this is not going to end well." Meatball mayhem on the high seas!