One of the great people.
I know.
Seriously.
Another one who's been around for ages.
Ohhh, yeah.
I mean, in everything. One of my favorite roles of his, because I do sort of like it when he's a sleazebag? Because I just think he's funnier --
You're not gonna say Light Sleeper, are you?
No...I wasn't!
That's my favorite Victor film.
That's, like, one of my favorite kind of sleazy films. Like one of those Romeo Is Bleeding films. Like, where you watch it and you're like, "Ewwwww." But you can't stop.
Yeah, he's the bad guy in that movie.
I forgot about that! I haven't seen that in forever. I'll have to rent that. Because I've watched that for Willem Dafoe, but --
Yeah, well, check that out again. You're gonna be like, "Holy shit!"
God, I'll have to.
Yeah.
No, I was gonna say First Wives' Club.
You know, I never saw it. Is he sleazy in that?
He's Goldie Hawn's ex-husband. So, basically, he divorces her and soaks her for all her money.
Oh, wow. He isn't sleazy in Legally Blonde, is he?
Yes. No. Kind of. He's sort of a hard-ass professor. It's just great because, everything we read about you guys is that you're all extremely nice and get along and have a great time and half the time you think, "Well, that's not really true and they all hate each other."
Yeah, which is, I guess what people say all the time and then the cameras go off. But, literally, it is like, probably as disgusting as it sounds, we like, hang out all the time.
[laughing]
It's pretty crazy.
I don't think it's bad, I just think people would rather have juice, you know?
Right. Right.
Of course it makes for better print if you and Michael Vartan are, like, having swordfights over Jennifer Garner on the back lot, or something.
Yeah, that's just, yeah. S'not happening.
Yeah, I know! That's the thing. You're all so supportive of each other, and you all have a really good time, which is so funny because the actual show is so built into conflict --
So built -- and lying and deceit!
I know!
That's an interesting point. I never thought of that. I think we just probably get our fill of it, you know, in the fiction. We're sort of cleansed.
Oh, that's true! I never even thought of that! Of course...