Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Goodbye, honeys
By Miss Alli | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 05.07.2002
Cha-Cha-Cha approaches. Danny takes the Roadblock, putting his suit on over his pink shirt with the glittery word "Weirdo" on it. He zooms off.
Paige goes through some water. Alex is following, and he does actually look like he's going pretty fast. He almost stalls out in the water, but gets himself going again. Danny hoots as he goes through the course. Paige approaches the beach, followed by Alex. Danny gets through the water just fine, with an open-mouthed grin of pure enjoyment.
Back at the beach, a poor little bird scurries away from the approaching vehicles. Bird: "Wait, wait, wait, I'm going, I'm going!" Paige and Alex zoom down the beach. Danny, meanwhile, has gotten stuck on the last hill coming up to the beach, and he's spinning his wheels. Up at the end of the course, Oswald lounges with Chris and Blake. "See what a friend does?" he says. "I let him go for the easy ones." Man, I hope that's a joke, Oswald. Danny backs down the hill so he can take another run at it. Paige makes it to the clue, which tells her to drive back to her partner, and then get to the pit stop at the Warbirds hangar. Phil and his blue shirt explain that the last team to arrive will be eliminated. Sniff.
Danny makes it over the hill, again hanging his mouth open in a silent yell of triumph. He guns it down the beach. Alex, out ahead of him, makes it to the clue, pulls it, and heads out. Danny grabs the clue and heads out as well.
Paige gets back to Blake, congratulating herself on how wonderful she is for "going head-to-head with the guys." Whatever. When she de-bikes, Blake grabs the zipper on the front of her suit and rapidly yanks it down, just as she says, "I am so, like, vibrating." He peels the suit off her, she lies on the ground, and he finishes pulling it off. Look, I realize we're all a bit adolescent. I realize it's completely innocent. It's completely an accident that it happened that way. He's in a hurry, and that is it. Nevertheless? Hilarious. "Here, talk about vibrating while I rip your clothes off." It's one of those things where you just have to feel bad for them, because you know they have no idea how it's going to look. She talks some more about how awesome she is, and that is what's really getting tiresome about these two.
Alex arrives next just as the Teeth run off, still "woo"-ing and yakking on and on and ON about how excellent they are. Shut the hell UP, Teeth. Boston gets into their camper and takes off, as Oswald waits for Danny. Danny drives up, and Oswald starts telling him, "Shut up, don't tell me that you loved it, I know I get to do all the crappy ones." In response, Danny opens his jumpsuit to show his pink shirt all splattered with mud. He cackles. They are such a hoot.
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