Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Goodbye, honeys
By Miss Alli | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 05.07.2002
Cha-Cha-Cha's ferry takes off from Picton. "Patience is a virtue," Oswald deadpans. They look out at the wake.
Driving, driving, and more driving. A sea lion rests on a rock. (It looks like a sea lion. I'm not Jack Hanna, though, so I could be wrong.) In the Teeth Camper, Paige hands Blake what looks to be a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm surprised they don't actually turn to the camera, smile, and show little twin sparkles on their teeth over a little "ding" noise on the soundtrack.
Danny and Oswald get to Wellington. They make it off the ferry and onto the highway.
In the Weasel Camper, Wil says that every team has a good chance of winning, but he and Tara have the best chance of all. "Because I got Tara," he says, apparently making the world's most desperate and unlikely attempt at sucking up, "I got sunshine." She shakes her head.
Cut to pounding rain. HA! Funny, funny, funny people edit this show. (I didn't spot this edit on first viewing, actually -- somebody on the forums did, though.) In the Boston Camper, Chris is driving. "We're in Maori territory, I'll tell you that," he says. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure Chris does. He's in his "I Pecked Every Chick at the Rambler's Roost" shirt, so you know he's not kidding around anymore. They pull up alongside Taraweasel at the Arts and Crafts Institute, which is unfortunately closed. "Everyone's bunched up again," Chris voices over, "and because of the hours of operation, we just totally got screwed." You know, I don't get actual shout-outs on this show, but I want to point out that "bunching" is indeed a TWoP-ism, and every time one of the contestants uses it (none of them did last year, but this year several have, which is part of what allows me to delude myself that it's all part of my ever-widening influence), I go, "Hey!" So…hey!
The Teeth pull up when it's dark. Bleed a little time, there, Teeth? Yeah, I think you did. Maybe it was one too many grilled cheese sandwiches. They see that the place is closed. He hits something with the camper. Hee. "I knew that was comin'," she says disapprovingly. They go to a place with an internet terminal and look at "points of interest" so that tomorrow, they'll be able to do everything without hesitating. It's an okay theory, I guess, except that you could potentially waste a hell of a lot of time, since they could easily send you straight from here to, say, Alaska. Blake has many schemes, all of them questionable.
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