Episode Report Card Joe R: B+ | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Cankles
By Joe R | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 2007.10.22
Meanwhile, at the Majestic city council, Doug is in the middle of ranting and raving about the fact that the old Agrestic city council members no longer hold those positions anymore, and thus the sweet, sweet kickbacks of corruption are no longer available to them. The head councilwoman -- Doug calls her "Carilli," but I don't know if we catch her first name -- is seething with hatred, which is a normal reaction to Doug, and demands that he watch his language. Doug's response to that, of course, is "Fuck you!" In fact, every time Carilli says something Doug doesn't want to hear -- like the fact that the Agrestic city council is no more because Agrestic is no more -- he curses up a storm, and she just gets angrier and angrier. I give them one full episode before they're doing it. So anyway, the corrupt fat cats of Agrestic "looking to feed off the tit of local government," per Doug, are thwarted, and Celia's off to the side, looking embarrassed for everybody. Carilli finally says there's not much more to discuss, then tells Doug they're not finished looking into his shady dealings with Aguatecture. Doug calls her a "sanctimonious Jesus freak" and then calls her out for having cankles. He and the rest of the Agrestic lemmings chant "Cankle bitch!" at her as she rushes out of the meeting room with the rest of the council. Doug continues to scream at her, and at one of her male colleagues, who he accuses of having "man cankles...MANKLES!" Hee hee.