Episode Report Card Pamie: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Luke Gets Drunk
By Pamie | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on February 9, 2004
Firelight festival. The Troubadour sings with a band. Scarf count: I'm gonna have to just give up now. Crazy Carrie has brought over her two friends: Anna and Jill. Three Little Whores From School are we/ Pert as a floozy tramp can be./ Filled to the brim with stuff nasty/ Three Little Whores From School! They are tipsy from the reunion. Luke advises them to take some aspirin and drink plenty of water. Carrie says she told her friends that he doesn't remember "tha' night." Luke rudely tells the girl that he has no recollection of ever making out with her. Anna and Jill remember the night, though, and tell Luke that the entire reunion was talking about it. Apparently, all the girls had crushes on Butch Danes back in the day: "So serious. So intense." Carrie finishes: "So hot in those tiny, little shorts." Luke excuses himself to go find his sister. Carrie offers to "help him look," an old tramp trick to get him into bed. The girls flirt that there's always room for a foursome. Luke says, "So, twenty years later and none of you girls are married?" Carrie says they're all married. Cue Liz. Luke turns to leave, but Carrie pulls down one side of her dress and tells him that they're all going to the Styx/Journey/REO Speedwagon concert, and that they've got an extra ticket. Luke says that if it were just Styx and REO Speedwagon, he'd be in. But Journey "freaks [him] out."