Episode Report Card Gustave: B | 246 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Find Kyle Singer!
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2003.11.25
Elsewhere in the prison, Special Agent Charlie Brown and the Warden are trying to figure out what to do next. Charlie insists that Kiefer and Hartmano should be found immediately and kept alive. The warden insists on knowing what's at stake, so Charlie spills the beans about the V-I-R-U-S. The warden radios the riot guards and tells them that they are now under the command of Special Agent Charlie Brown. Just then, Charlie's phone rings. It's Bitchelle, wanting to know what the hell is going on over there. Charlie briefs her on Kiefer's attempt to break Hartmano out of prison to deliver him to Hector, and the subsequent prison riot. "He's going to get himself killed," says Bitchelle. "Not to mention Hartmano." Charlie assures her that he's doing his best to protect them both, and asks about the search for Kontagious Kyle. Bitchelle assures Charlie that they are closing in on his location. Charlie asks her to let him know the moment they've got Kontagious Kyle. "If Kiefer knows we've got the carrier of the V-I-R-U-S, he'll give Hartmano back," says Charlie. "We've got everyone working on it," says Bitchelle. "We'll find him."
Speaking of Kontagious Kyle, we take you now to the Terror-arium where the Quaran-teens watch helplessly as their captors take a Starbucks break. Kyle apologizes to PoorMan'sJennieGarth for what he's dragged her into, but Jennie isn't even listening. She's just pondering her imminent mortality. Kontagious Kyle isn't even that sure that he's passed the V-I-R-U-S to Jennie. Strangely enough, he was actually paying attention when Papa Kyle, Kiefer, and Soul Patch explained the ways of the V-I-R-U-S to him and the fact that he's got a couple of hours to go before he's contagious. "Maybe they'll find us by then and you'll be okay," he whispers to her. "Yeah, maybe," scoffs Jennie. All of a sudden Kyle has a plan. He stands on a chair and tests the strength of all these pipes that line the ceiling of the Terror-arium. Now maybe I'm missing something obvious here, but what the hell are these pipes doing in the ceiling of a freestanding structure that doesn't contain a) a toilet, b) a sink, or c) any heating or cooling systems? Jennie asks him what the hell he's doing. Kyle explains that he's looking for wires so that he can get her "out of this." He starts banging on the pipes with an aluminum folding chair, and for some reason the Piquante Partners don't hear this and come over to investigate.