Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Destroy Everything You Touch Today
By Jacob Clifton | Season 1 | Episode 20 | Aired on 03.07.2011
The lights dim and zap, black ooze drips down the walls, a throbbing on the edge of sound, and that's when Jenna comes tap-tapping in there wearing the owl pendant. What to do. Hanna goes into a tailspin, of course, and Emily starts threatening Caleb's life, awesomely, but Caleb is nowhere to be found. Hanna is going to lose her marbles!
Speaking of cheating that isn't actually cheating, Emily overhears some Mona-type girl congratulating Paige on landing the impressive catch that is Sean Ackard. The girls just love Sean Ackard! That dull stare, that violence-prone homoerotic vibe, that gleaming chastity belt locked 'round his nethers. Sean Ackard has got it going on.
Ella sees Aria texting madly and refuses to get closer to it, and then a bit down the way there's Jenna creepily typing on her computer with the owl around her neck. (I was all excited to see how Jenna uses a laptop, but I still don't know how all that works. I assume there's a trick to it, because she is blind, but if there was I missed it.) Spencer thinks about starting some shit with her, but just as she's walking over there Jenna removes the own and takes it apart, revealing that it is a flash drive. She inserts it, after finding the port with her blind fingers, and Spencer is like "Whaaa the fuuuu..."
Algebraically speaking, the girls decide, C + J = X, where C = Caleb and J = Jenna and X = A. From this we can possibly determine that Jenna was telling Caleb about "214," in which case it's still something and the whole motel room thing was just an insane coincidence/particularly bizarre mindfuck courtesy of A.
Caleb's still missing, Hanna continues melting down and thinking she gave her precious flower to a lying werewolf, and then just for laughs tries out 2-1-4 on Caleb's locker, and guess what? It totally works. Yiiiikes! (Actually, not yikes, because I have no idea what any of this means. I have sort of lost track of things right now. Why would Jenna tell Caleb his own locker combination? That is redundant. Oh wait, no, that was Jenna getting his locker combo, so she could give him the owl. Got it. But also, your locker combination is personal! Do not give it out!)
Caleb shows up for his reaming in Hanna's gorgeous house, and we learn the deal. Basically, Jenna identified Caleb as a "hacker" -- which, I love it when they say that word, because when was the last time you heard that word -- and asked him to become friends with Hanna.