Episode Report Card Pamie: A- | 15 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT "Veronica! Dinner!"
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2001.11.13
Lorelai walks off and runs into Ava, the head of the Boosters. She just now showed up to check out the place? Little late, Av. Lorelai escorts Ava to the green room where they're all getting ready, and stops to ask whether Luke's already fixed the runway. He snaps that he hasn't, and Ava doesn't want to take another step away from Luke. Ava like handyman. Ava want to make babies with handyman. She's all gross and drooling over him, grilling Lorelai with tons of questions on what Luke's like and whether he's single and what kind of woman he wants. Of course Lorelai doesn't want to give any information that might sacrifice her Luke. Emily saves the day by showing up at this point, and Lorelai shoos Ava away. As the camera follows Lorelai, you can see Ava in the background, teeth firmly crunching into the scenery, making sure every single cell in our bodies know that she's attracted to Luke. Emily complains that the place isn't done yet. Lorelai tells her to go in the back and get ready. Emily asks whether Lorelai has seen the clothes yet. Lorelai hasn't seen them. Emily hopes that they aren't zebra-striped with Spandex. Lorelai pushes Emily to the dressing room. Emily says she's not doing this unless Lorelai is. Lorelai walks back to Luke and squeals when she finds that he's fixed it. Luke says he's going to stick around to make sure nothing's wrong with it. Lorelai gives an "Oh" that reads "No." Luke asks why he can't stay, and Lorelai says there's no reason he can't stay, so Luke's going to stay.
Dressing room. Emily hasn't asked for her clothes yet. She says she was waiting for Lorelai. They walk over to get their clothes. The costumer hands over two bags and announces that Lorelai and Emily are the "Mother-Daughter Team." Mother and daughter protest, but the costumer isn't hearing it, because she needs a mother and a daughter. Oh, look at that costumer. Did y'all know Jason Hervey grew up to be a short blonde woman? Because this lady is Jason Hervey. Lorelai looks inside the costume bag, gasps, and moans.