Episode Report Card Couch Baron: A | 697 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Shattered Dreams
By Couch Baron | Season 3 | Episode 20 | Aired on 2009.03.23
Daphne wakes up in her hospital room to find a lot of balloons and flowers wishing a speedy recovery -- to Gwen Stefani. Ha! I love it when this show remembers to be funny. Matt admits to "convincing" the staff of her ersatz identity, although he doesn't mention whether he had to use his mind mojo to do so, and goes on that she's been out for a couple of days. Daphne recalls that his original cover story was that she was "duck-hunting Janice," and rather than suggest that she might have been hallucinating from the pain and infection, Matt admits that that's the name of his ex-wife. Daphne is basically out of there as soon as she hears this, even though in practice it takes her a little longer than normal, but after some talk about them not having a "believable backstory," her pointing out, again, that it's pretty silly for them to be together just because of a tripped-out spirit walk, and most tellingly, her getting him to avert his eyes while she pulls on some clothes, she tells him she doesn't want to be his "surrogate Janice," and superzips out of there. Figures that just when she goes back to her telling-it-like-it-is self, they get rid of her (SPOILER!).