Episode Report Card Aaron: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Death be not proud
By Aaron | Season 1 | Episode 4 | Aired on 06.23.2001
7. They consider funerals to be foreplay.
6. They consider kerosene to be a sex aid.
5. They compose bizarre marital fantasies and publish them on the internet.
4. They wear a severed foot around their neck and tell you they're "head over heels for you, baby."
3. They've had contact of any kind with a severed foot.
2. You just can't shake the nagging suspicion that they're a psychotic, possibly incestuous arsonist with a penchant for psychobabble and self-destructive behavior. You've gotta trust me on this one. I've been there.
1. Neck hair. 'Nuf said.
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