Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A | 1 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Go Overdogs!
By Miss Alli | Season 10 | Episode 13 | Aired on 12.09.2006
Rob and Kim and the *lyns follow. As Karlyn is announcing that she'll take the Roadblock, Rob and Kim run up behind them and Kim totally knocks herself on her ass on the floor. It's really funny, partly because it's a flat-out flattening and they accidentally get a really good camera shot of it. Rob picks her up, complete with heavy recovery-limiting backpack, instead of saying, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kimberly takes the Roadblock, and Rob is visibly pissy about not getting to do it. "The one thing I wanted to do, man," he mutters as they head outside. He really, really needs to stop being a big baby.
Tyler and James's plane takes off. As Karlyn gets ready to go, her instructor asks her if she wants to win, and she says she does, talking about all her "sacrifices." I'm not sure he meant did she think she deserved to win, which is the question she's answering. He says that if she wants to win, she's lucky she's with him. Heh. The guy promises her that he's "crazy," and she's like, "Hee hee... um." She tells us, essentially, that she's just going to have to trust that "crazy," in this case, includes "knowledgeable about how not to die while carrying my ass around in a plane." They take off. Kim tells us that she's gone skydiving before, so it's a little sad that Rob didn't get to go. Oh, look -- they share the same frustration. Unfortunate appearance of skydiving = pelted with tomato. (Once you start, you just won't be able to stop.) So now, everybody is in the air.
Tyler and his instructor are out of the plane. Karlyn and Kimberly follow. But it turns out that they're all total wusses, because they're wearing parachutes. So much for the level of difficulty in this stupid Roadblock. Tyler is the first to float to the ground and come in for a nice, soft landing. It turns out that James has to get himself a taxi to the rendezvous point, so he does. (Imaginary Talented Mr. James Of My Mind: "It's all me, baby. James. You hear me? It's all me.") Tyler hops into his jeep, and he leaves with his driver. Karlyn lands next, and she calls it "more fun than [she] thought it was going to be." Heh. I'll bet. Lyn says her part was pretty fun, also. Nothing like plunging toward the earth in a dance of death. And here's Kimberly, landing. Rob calls the whole thing "awesome," then gets a taxi. In the cab, however, he is still griping about not getting to do the skydiving, because, he insists again, it was the one thing he cared about doing. Poor baby. It's too bad there isn't any skydiving anywhere in the world except on reality shows. Now he has to try to get on another one. And of course, it's totally her fault that he couldn't do it, so he should complain to her a lot.