Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A | 1 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Go Overdogs!
By Miss Alli | Season 10 | Episode 13 | Aired on 12.09.2006
In the cab, Rob points out that they're in the lead at the moment, but that's not worth much right now. I think that's safe to say, dude. That lead right out of the pit stop when you're a continent away from home? Not likely to hold up. They get to the church, and Rob notes with obvious actual admiration how cool the church is. So he's in favor of spiking his hair and Spanish architecture. Awesome. They head for the park out back.
11:44 PM. Lyn and Karlyn. As they leave the mat, Lyn wonders in an interview who ever would have thought at the beginning of the race that they'd make it to the final three. I... sheepishly do not raise my hand. Karlyn says that they just want to win for their kids and families. In case, you know, that wasn't clear. They run into a couple of dudes who also instantly direct them to Sagrada Familia. It looks like the guy goes to write down some directions or information for them. Lyn talks about being the first female team to get to the top three, and how great that is. She says that now, they just need to be the first female team to win the money. They get a cab and show their driver what the guy wrote down for them, so he's ready to go. "Sagrada Familia, si."
Rob and Kimberly are searching the grounds of the park. They're sneaking around in the bushes muttering to each other, and it occurs to me that if this were The King And I, they would sing "We Kiss In A Shadow," one of the dumbest songs ever, and then very bad things would happen to them. Things even worse than that song making it into the movie instead of "I Have Dreamed," and this is maybe my worst digression ever, but do not get me started on this or the "Pet Me Papa"/"A Bushel And A Peck" issue, not that the entire Marlon Brando issue doesn't... I've lost you all, haven't I? I have. ["Um...?" -- Joe R] Can you imagine how confusing it is to be inside my head with all this debris? It's like cleaning a 95-year-old librarian's apartment after she dies. Anyway, Rob is concluding that they must be looking in the wrong park.
11:53 PM. James and Tyler. These boys really need to stop wearing below-the-knee shorts or whatever those are. How can a model not know how unflattering those are? James tells us that they're the strongest physical team right now, and he thinks they've "got it." They find a lady, and -- guess what? She knows all about the church. Into a cab, pretty boys! You can kind of tell she thought maybe she could take them there, if you know what I mean.