Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Cyberwolf: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.12.2011
Emily: "BUT WHAT DOES A WANT?"
Hanna, bouncing: "I don't care. What Hanna wants is a drink."
Spencer: "Em, what's going on?"
Emily: "A is involved with Ian's murder, isn't that so scary?"
Spencer: "Honestly, gift horse. He was always scarier to me than A, because A never really came after me like you and Hanna, whereas Ian was constantly coming after me."
Emily: "No, we need to be insane right now."
Spencer: "I think we should chill and just be grateful for each other and act sweet. Pet puppies, provide amnesty and succor to accused murderers. Kiss some chicks."
Emily: "So we are turning into each other? That would be a little bit scary, except for how turning into Spencer Hastings means losing it altogether, which makes it a lot scarier."
A texts Emily a little hint about how Ian's suicide note looks like something else. I surmise that she's going to Flashback City presently, in order to remember how Alison couldn't write a lower-case letter T either. I bet that's what is coming up.
HASTINGS
Mariska Fauxgitay: "Man this phone has been ringing off the hook ever since your babydaddy killed that little girl and shot himself."
Melissa: "I have lost my shit and now I just stare at the wall."
Spencer: (In an ill-timed demonstration of loyalty, manages to cuss her grandmother out on the phone.)
The 'rents figure out that nobody is going to help them bury Ian, so of course Spencer jumps in to be cool and sweet and Emily-esque by making a big deal about them doing the funeral. Which: He was their son-in-law, right? He's family? Not a huge leap. Either way, it's nice to see Spencer being so proactive about putting Ian in the ground for Melissa's sake. Less nice: How obviously it will somehow blow up in her beautiful face.
MARIN
Caleb twinkles at Hanna for awhile and she tries to busy herself with making him breakfast or something, but there's no food in the house -- because Ashley's been too busy worrying that her daughter told her therapist something incriminating I guess -- and Hanna tells him to stop checking on her every time she finds a dead molester or gets run over by a car.
Caleb: "I saw a dead body once."
Hanna: "I'm not going to follow up on that interesting thing."
Ashley: "Hanna! I left you a million messages about secret things! I will yell at you later! Hi, Caleb."