Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Papa Don't Preach
By Pamie | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 2002.01.29
Paris can't believe the lack of seedy underbelly in Stars Hollow. "This town would make Frank Capra want to throw up," she complains. She says she was sure there'd be a story here. Rory says they'll find another story. "We're going to lose," Paris moans. Rory assures her that she won't. At this point, Cardigan Man and Kirk walk out of the video store and call Rory the "girl of the moment." They're so proud of Rory and the brave act that she's done. They invite her to come inside and see what her thoughtful deed has done to the video store. He calls her a hero for standing up for sensible morals.
Inside the video store, all of the movies with slightly objectionable material are now stashed behind "The Rory Curtain," known to the rest of us as "The Porn Curtain." Kirk says that Rory had a problem letting those kids see a dirty videotape cover. Rory says she just wanted the tape on a higher shelf -- "not to get fabric involved," she moans. Paris is enjoying this. Cardigan Man says that all objectionable material will now be safely hidden, and people will think twice before they rent nasty movies. Paris is jotting everything down. She tells Rory that this is their story: "Censorship in a small town! It's perfect!" Rory says she doesn't believe in censorship. "Even better!" Paris says. "Small-town minds run amok! This is genius!" Paris is already interviewing Cardigan Man.