Episode Report Card Pamie: D | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Pilot
By Pamie | Season 1 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2000.10.05
Rory and her friend are making fun of the popular girls' nail polish as they walk into "Kim's Antiques." There is much yelling and shouting as the girls try and locate Rory's friend's mom. "Lane!" "Mom?" "Lane?" "Mom?" "Lane? Where are you?" "Back here!" "Over here!" The shop is just too big and cluttered for them to find each other, so they decide to meet in the kitchen. Lane tells her mother that she brought Rory with her, and you can hear the disappointment in Lane's mom's voice. Rory says she can't believe her mother still hates her after all these years. Lane says she doesn't hate Rory. "She hates my mom," Rory says. Lane says, "She doesn't trust unmarried women." Rory points out that Lane is an unmarried woman. Lane retorts, "I'm hay-riding with a future proctologist. I have potential." Hee. Lane's mom has made muffins without sugar, dairy or wheat. She says you have to dip the muffins in the tea to make them soft enough to eat, but that they are very healthy. She asks if anyone got pregnant or dropped out in school today. Rory says that Joanna Bosner was "glowing a little." MamaLane turns and says, "What?" Lane says, "Nothing, Mama. She's just kidding." MamaLane scolds, "Boys don't like funny girls." See? I'm telling you, they wrote this for my demise. I don't know how to recap writing that's decent. Someone shows up in the shop so MamaLane has to leave, but tells the girls to eat the muffins now because they're only good for twenty-four hours. Shouting and attempting to locate one another inside the massive antique shop starts up again as the girls smirk at each other.