Episode Report Card Sara M: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT If Your Father Dies, Don't Tell Corinne
By Sara M | Season 17 | Episode 13 | Aired on 12.14.2008
Ken asks Susie why she deserves his vote and the million dollar prize. Susie doesn't have much of an answer except that she's an average housewife. I'm sure Ken can relate to that. Ken turns to Sugar and says he trusted her and opened up his heart to her, only for her to scar him with her betrayal. Now he'll never be able to trust women! Didn't Erik pull this last season? And it was just as stupid then. Ken wants to know why Sugar stabbed him in the back. Sugar's eyes well with tears, of course. She says she had an alliance with Matty and Bob along with her alliance with Ken, and she thought he was a bigger threat than Susie. So, basically, she's saying that if she had to do it over again, she would've kept Ken in until the Final Four instead of the Final Five. That's not exactly the Final Three, is it? Ken doesn't believe Sugar, but she says she's telling the truth and I think she actually is. Ken's last question is for Bob and, of course, it's about their stupid necklace deal. Bob says he intended to give Ken the necklace until he found out that Ken was planning to vote him out. Then, he says, Ken became "the enemy." "That was not what I wanted to hear from you, Bob," Ken says, cutting him off. Bob's confused, since he gave a pretty good answer and it was the truth. I'm not sure why Ken can't see it or what answer he did want, but whatever. Bob's not here to get Ken's vote anyway.
And now, Corinne and her shockingly terrible boob job. I don't even want to give her the honor of a recap of her comments but I think I have to, so here goes. She tells Susie she'll vote for her if Susie agrees to use the money to cut out her vocal cords. If she thought that was a stinging insult, she was wrong, as Susie just laughs, not bothered, and says no. At first, I was disappointed that she didn't just say yes and force Corinne to vote for her, but then I realized that all that would have done is lead to Corinne voting for Bob anyway and saying all this annoying bitter stuff about playing Susie and getting her hopes up for a vote she wasn't going to get. Corinne basically tells Bob that she's going to vote for him, but wants to see his nasty side after thirty-nine days of only seeing his nice side. It hasn't occurred to Corinne that Bob might not have a nasty side because Corinne can't fathom someone not being a bitter nasty ugly twisted shell of a person underneath it all. She wants him to make her believe he doesn't like Sugar. Bob doesn't exactly say that, just repeats what he's already said about how he didn't like when Sugar laughed at Randy for playing the fake idol that Bob made in the first place. Bob starts to say something nice about Sugar, but Corinne tells him to stop. He does. I hope Sugar's future father figures don't sell her out like Bob did.
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