Episode Report Card Sara M: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT If Your Father Dies, Don't Tell Corinne
By Sara M | Season 17 | Episode 13 | Aired on 12.14.2008
Charlie is the first to speak. Couldn't they have made the jury seats easier for people to get in and out of? People on the top row have to jump through or climb over the bottom row. That's cumbersome. Charlie asks Susie and Sugar why they deserve his vote after being voted at the bottom or second to the bottom of their tribes on Day 9. Uh ... because those votes were clearly based on physicality and that's not what wins this game? Susie talks about the meaning of trying and teaching that lesson to her son again. I think she really means to say "don't give up." That might have worked better than this trying BS. Sugar, again, doesn't care about winning and possibly had way too many mimosas, so she just says "I don't know" and that Charlie doesn't have to vote for her, but she'd like it if he did. As for Bob, Charlie asks him about their "intimate cuddling" and "spooning all night long," and if Bob found it more enjoyable than he'd like to admit. Um ... only Natalie can get away with jury questions like that, and that's only because she's crazy. You are not Natalie, Charlie. Shut up. Bob says Charlie was "nice and warm at night. I don't give a hoot." Those of us who do give a hoot, of course, don't pollute.
Crystal is up next. She accuses Susie of being a "coattail rider," as if Crystal herself wasn't one, according to her own definition. The only time either of them really made a proactive move in this game was when Crystal convinced Susie to vote Marcus out. Other than that, Crystal had it pretty good and safe for the most part on Fang while Susie was always in danger of being voted out of Kota. Crystal accuses Bob of letting Sugar "control him like a race car" throughout this game. She asks him for something that he did that Sugar didn't tell him to. Bob can't think of anything, and proudly says he rode coattails and never had to do anything beyond that. Except use Sugar's father issues to keep himself in the game! Don't forget that! And don't put it past him, either! He saw his opening and he went for it! As for Sugar, Crystal wants to know why Sugar went back on their alliance and voted her out, since Crystal never lied to her. It sounds more like hurt feelings than sour grapes. And Sugar's going to keep on hurting those feelings, as she says that she personally doesn't have any problems with the way Crystal "talks" and "treats people," but Crystal was a bully to others, and even though it was better for Sugar to go to the end with Crystal and Ken, she went with her heart instead and kept Bob. Why do I keep hearing about Crystal's meanness and bad way of talking to people and yet I see no evidence of it? Crystal sits down with a smile on her face, both gracious and graceful.
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