Episode Report Card Pamie: A | 1 USERS: F YOU GRADE IT And I Say: It's All Right
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.12.2003
Um, I think we're done with Jess. I think that's it. That's it, right? We're done with Jess? This episode is totally back up to a B with that piece of news.
Rory comes home exhausted and says she's not going to be able to sleep again tonight. She needs to make another pot of coffee. Rory finds the letter from Yale financial aid. Lorelai swipes it away quickly, saying that Yale needed her social security number for something, adding, "Look who became a Soc!" Lorelai flips through Rory's yearbook and sees how many people called her a "BFF." She reads aloud messages from people who both knew Rory and mistook her for someone else. Lorelai realizes something and finds Rory in the kitchen. She says, "Hey, you know what's weird? A lot of the kids in here are calling you 'valedictorian.' Is that anything like a dirty skank? 'Cause if it is, I'll kick their plaid butts up and down the sidewalk. Were you named valedictorian?" Rory complains that she now has to write and deliver another speech, when she already has no time. Lorelai is more than proud of Rory for this achievement, as the strummy-strummy tells us. She calls her "My little Holly Hunter in Broadcast News," which Rory totally is. She tells Rory that she'll stop bugging her to ease off, and will let her study, but soon they are going to celebrate big-time, because what Rory did is "amazing." "Yeah, it is," Rory says, the tears starting to show. Rory goes off to "make Mommy nervous" with her studying. B+.
Bye, Jess! Jess is gone! A! A! A! Let's celebrate with a little VIEWER MAIL!
From Kehla:
Dear Gustave,In my dream I was reading one of your recaps and you started telling this story about how you were at a party the night before and some guy was harassing you and all you could think to do besides get into fisticuffs with this man was to lick him. On the head. You licked his bald head.
And you were all, "Yeah, it's gross, but what are you going to do?"
Then a week later your recap starts out, "This is the last recap you'll ever read of mine, after I write this I'm going to jail for licking that guy's head last week." Apparently this guy had pressed charges and you were found guilty of...licking, I guess, and off to the big house you went. (Though your final recap was funny, just so you know.)
And even though I only know Pamie through her journal and Gilmore Girls recaps (Good bye, Jess, you asshole!), apparently I knew her in my dream because we were having coffee together and I said, Oh, can you believe it? Gustave's going to jail for licking that dude's head!"